dating

Crayons before mans. It's like "bros before hoes" except more relevant in this context. Oh god, what an awful title. #modproblems

Well of COURSE it's "le friendzone." There's NO POSSIBLE WAY that:

1. The male is still in the early flirtation stages of the relationship and plans on making his advances in the near future, but is willing to invest a lot of time and energy into this early stage.
2. The male is a spineless wimp and hasn't made his emotional and/or physical attraction known, so the female has no knowledge of the male's desire to mate (similar to #1, except the early stage lasts indefinitely).
3. The male and the female are genuinely platonic friends and have little interest in a physical relationship.

Nope, neither of these three conditions are anywhere near the realm of possibility, and this army of parrots who think they're clever by beginning every word with "le" are absolutely correct.

From the submitter:

I had a new phone number for several months, and it seemed to belong to a girl (probably hot). Then I received this.

Women attract, men mostly repel.

You shouldn't have fictionally dated Alex! SO MUCH IS AT STAKE HERE.

Sleeping with the dog while texting is the best. Sometimes he'll text for you!

(R-r-r-repost!)

Not even the gentle, soothing humor of an autocowreck can mend the hole where his heart used to be.

AND DON'T LOOK BACK.

For context, click here.

This is only PART (!!!) of a string of texts from a young woman after only one (1!) date.

It's no longer Veteran's Day, but it's still a day for celebrating who we're no longer with.