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Sometimes I think cheesy texting (chexting) is the worse thing in the world, but then I stumble across some corny texting (coxting) or some cutesy texting (cuxting) that's even worse. And I can never, ever forget some of the terrible lovey-dovey texting (loxting-doxting) and sappy texting (sappxting) conversations I've read. Basically I'm annoyed by all of them.

She should set her inbox filter to deny scrubs.

[polldaddy poll="5900486"]

And when you're ready to move to the next step after pillow pets...

Not even the gentle, soothing humor of an autocowreck can mend the hole where his heart used to be.

FINE I WILL

I'D RATHER SEE BACON WHEN I WAKE UP IN THE MORNING ANYWAY

AND DON'T LOOK BACK.