police

You wouldn't want to break your mother's back, would you? She's worked so hard to give you a comfortable life and a good education. I suppose if you wanted to be selfish and cruel, you could always break her back, even after all she's done for you. Not to mention the fact that you'd be ruining the sunrise for everyone everywhere if you did drugs. You don't want to be that guy, do you?

You're a marked man, buddy!

The police are going to be mighty pleased at all the free booze when they decide to patrol around the block.

It's probably not the best idea to prank cops, because they'll probably shoot you.

It's iced tea, officer, I swear!