police

cops lingerie police - 4953746176
By Unknown
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

And also, none of these young ladies have have any history of misdemeanors, so you can stop asking them "Did you commit a parking violation? Because you have fine written all over you."

alcohol beer pong hartford police police - 6532313344
By Unknown
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

As an officer of the law, you're exempt from "elbow over the table" bro-code, namely because the first person who calls you out for it gets an open container violation and a night in the drunk tank. Yes, let the wookie--err I mean cop--win.

after 12 arrested booze news breathalyzer dui dwi g rated Iowa justin clark police - 6514438400
Via Digtriad
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

Let's put this in perspective: the legal limit for driving while intoxicated is a BAC of 0.08, meaning this guy had eight times the legal limit in his system. Furthermore, in Iowa state police academy curriculum, officers are taught that a person with a BAC of 0.40 are likely to be in a coma. This guy has 1.5 times the amount needed to kill a person, and he was still driving. Talk about holding your liquor!

police trolling drugs Police Troll Drug Dealer After Finding His Stash
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

Apparently, London police found a "hidey hole" full of individual baggies of pot. Of course they confiscated them, but they werekind enough to leave a note. 

Who knows if the dealer will #GetInTouch. We're guessing, probably not. 

  • -
  • Vote
  • -

It's probably not the best idea to prank cops, because they'll probably shoot you.

Favorite

Oregon Police Discover Fully Loaded Porta 'POT'tey at Local Park

A man walking his dog at a park in Oregon was about to take his morning dump in a porta potty when he stumbled upon a monster marijuana plant.

Rest easy, everyone. According to the experts in the comment section, the massive plant was picked prematurely, which means the those ladies were picked before they had a chance to grow up into some righteous herb. #RIP

marijuana pot failbook facebook police - 896517
View List
  • -
  • Vote
  • -
911 allen troy brooks beer run cops police - 6491428352
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

"Sir, stay calm! We have squad cars en route to Walmart to hook you up! Stay on the line!"