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And also, none of these young ladies have have any history of misdemeanors, so you can stop asking them "Did you commit a parking violation? Because you have fine written all over you."

You're a marked man, buddy!

Shoppers probably bought a lot more groceries though.

Don't drive shyammered, guys.

You wouldn't want to break your mother's back, would you? She's worked so hard to give you a comfortable life and a good education. I suppose if you wanted to be selfish and cruel, you could always break her back, even after all she's done for you. Not to mention the fact that you'd be ruining the sunrise for everyone everywhere if you did drugs. You don't want to be that guy, do you?

It's iced tea, officer, I swear!

That or it's not a good plan to kick a police officer...