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Apparently, London police found a "hidey hole" full of individual baggies of pot. Of course they confiscated them, but they werekind enough to leave a note. 

Who knows if the dealer will #GetInTouch. We're guessing, probably not. 

As an officer of the law, you're exempt from "elbow over the table" bro-code, namely because the first person who calls you out for it gets an open container violation and a night in the drunk tank. Yes, let the wookie--err I mean cop--win.

Nope, you can't get me without proof...om nom nom nom nom.

"Hey cops! You gonna give me a double-DUI?"

It's probably not the best idea to prank cops, because they'll probably shoot you.

Don't drive shyammered, guys.