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Police. Cops. Popo. 5-O. Whatever officer might be looking for, you'll find all that here and more. These coppers will charge you up like a battery, so get a shock to your system with witty police humor.

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Via Elite Daily:

A lot of people would be excited to discover they managed to get someone's number in the blackout state, but that doesn't apply when the number is from a "nice ploice man."

You normally don't want to wake up with a hangover and a message from the police, but this guy should be grateful things didn't turn out worse.
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"Hey cops! You gonna give me a double-DUI?"

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It's probably not the best idea to prank cops, because they'll probably shoot you.

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Oregon Police Discover Fully Loaded Porta 'POT'tey at Local Park

A man walking his dog at a park in Oregon was about to take his morning dump in a porta potty when he stumbled upon a monster marijuana plant.

Rest easy, everyone. According to the experts in the comment section, the massive plant was picked prematurely, which means the those ladies were picked before they had a chance to grow up into some righteous herb. #RIP

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As an officer of the law, you're exempt from "elbow over the table" bro-code, namely because the first person who calls you out for it gets an open container violation and a night in the drunk tank. Yes, let the wookie--err I mean cop--win.