police

"Sir, stay calm! We have squad cars en route to Walmart to hook you up! Stay on the line!"

And also, none of these young ladies have have any history of misdemeanors, so you can stop asking them "Did you commit a parking violation? Because you have fine written all over you."

The police are going to be mighty pleased at all the free booze when they decide to patrol around the block.

Nope, you can't get me without proof...om nom nom nom nom.

That or it's not a good plan to kick a police officer...