police

As an officer of the law, you're exempt from "elbow over the table" bro-code, namely because the first person who calls you out for it gets an open container violation and a night in the drunk tank. Yes, let the wookie--err I mean cop--win.

You're a marked man, buddy!

"Hey cops! You gonna give me a double-DUI?"

That or it's not a good plan to kick a police officer...

Think of all the nasty surprises that you can have after waking up from a night of drunkenness. I'd put this at about the third or fourth highest.

And also, none of these young ladies have have any history of misdemeanors, so you can stop asking them "Did you commit a parking violation? Because you have fine written all over you."