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And also, none of these young ladies have have any history of misdemeanors, so you can stop asking them "Did you commit a parking violation? Because you have fine written all over you."

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It's iced tea, officer, I swear!

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Via Elite Daily:

A lot of people would be excited to discover they managed to get someone's number in the blackout state, but that doesn't apply when the number is from a "nice ploice man."

You normally don't want to wake up with a hangover and a message from the police, but this guy should be grateful things didn't turn out worse.
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Oregon Police Discover Fully Loaded Porta 'POT'tey at Local Park

A man walking his dog at a park in Oregon was about to take his morning dump in a porta potty when he stumbled upon a monster marijuana plant.

Rest easy, everyone. According to the experts in the comment section, the massive plant was picked prematurely, which means the those ladies were picked before they had a chance to grow up into some righteous herb. #RIP

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The video is a little long, party people, but I assure you that it's the best karaoke performance I've ever seen inside of a cop car.

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Apparently, London police found a "hidey hole" full of individual baggies of pot. Of course they confiscated them, but they werekind enough to leave a note. 

Who knows if the dealer will #GetInTouch. We're guessing, probably not. 

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You wouldn't want to break your mother's back, would you? She's worked so hard to give you a comfortable life and a good education. I suppose if you wanted to be selfish and cruel, you could always break her back, even after all she's done for you. Not to mention the fact that you'd be ruining the sunrise for everyone everywhere if you did drugs. You don't want to be that guy, do you?

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Via The LADbible:

Indonesian police got an entire neighbourhood high (accidentally) after burning a 3.3-ton pile of cannabis just outside their office.

Residents around West Jakarta were all intoxicated after the fumes created a giant cloud of smoke which then dispersed around the local area.

Loads of people then reported to the police with headaches and feeling dizzy, not realising they were in fact high as a kite.