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And also, none of these young ladies have have any history of misdemeanors, so you can stop asking them "Did you commit a parking violation? Because you have fine written all over you."

Shoppers probably bought a lot more groceries though.

As an officer of the law, you're exempt from "elbow over the table" bro-code, namely because the first person who calls you out for it gets an open container violation and a night in the drunk tank. Yes, let the wookie--err I mean cop--win.

Nope, you can't get me without proof...om nom nom nom nom.

Probably because you're me! Now get outta here!