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And also, none of these young ladies have have any history of misdemeanors, so you can stop asking them "Did you commit a parking violation? Because you have fine written all over you."

That or it's not a good plan to kick a police officer...

Shoppers probably bought a lot more groceries though.

Think of all the nasty surprises that you can have after waking up from a night of drunkenness. I'd put this at about the third or fourth highest.