Fact: to get properly drunk, Andre "The Giant" Roussimoff required 3-4 cases of beer and a few bottles of wine. Typically 7000 calories worth of alcohol. If you call yourself a "heavyweight," I do not think it means what you think it means.

I've heard of kegstands before, obviously. But cakestands? Nope, that's new.

If possums aren't an endangered species, they soon will be.

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