The beer-on-beer method of opening your bottle could go horribly wrong, but the four other methods described here are pretty damn effective.

As an officer of the law, you're exempt from "elbow over the table" bro-code, namely because the first person who calls you out for it gets an open container violation and a night in the drunk tank. Yes, let the wookie--err I mean cop--win.

Henri IV Dudognon Heritage Cognac Grande Champagne is quite a mouthful, and apparently it's quite a wallet-full as well.

I didn't choose the drunk life. The drunk life chose me!

Urg, howe much did I drinked yesturdai???