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Pizza Fails for those of you who need a slice or two

Pizza Fails for Those of You Who Need a Slice or Two

Don't worry, everyone. No pineapples were harmed for this post!
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40 Discombobulated diners who just wanted plates, but got these messed-up meals instead

40 Discombobulated diners who just wanted plates, but got these messed-up meals instead

These diners got way more than they bargained for after going to certain fancy-pants restaurants! Clearly, restaurants see the trend of photographing your dinner , and want to make people's meals as photogenic as possible. They've really come up with some, um, interesting ways of displaying their meals. Would you still eat your meal if it came in a slipper, though? Could you “do it for the 'gram," as they say? These diners are brave for eating off these weirdo serving trays, from clipboards to…
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My supervillain origin story. I consider myself a reasonable man but this kind of behavior reminds me

'My supervillain origin story.': Server receives a note instead of a tip from customer, sparks outrage in online server community

The service industry offers its workers a myriad of shitty experiences: Terrible customers, terrible employers, terrible coworkers, and an (often) unpredictable income that relies upon strangers' ethics and understanding of their social obligations.
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I just deleted thousands of hours of work from my old job

Freelance worker discovers his former company still uses the work he owns, gets sweet revenge by deleting the folder

You don't know what you've got till it's gone!
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Most Rootinest and Tootinest Yee-Haw Memes from this Week for the Funniest Cowboys and Cowgirls (December 9, 2022)

If you ain't reckoning ‘bout givin’ me a yee, then I ain't never goin reckon to give you a haw. But if you're rootin' and you're tootin' then we'll bee yee-ing and haw-ing all over the farm! And with that, we're goin share you the weekly most rootin' tootin' yee-haw memes we came across this week. We're talking good Southern cookin', big ‘ol classic cowboy hats, and much much more. The crop is always plentiful when it comes to yee-hawin’ memes and we're always gonna make sure our fellow funny c…
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Company saves cost by taking away company cars. | As we were project engineers we had a very particular set of skills for knowing how to follow rules to the letter and how to do so in a manner that benefitted the company or project or individuals.

'Expenses [...] were more than they were for the previous 12 months combined': Company takes away company cars in an attempt to save money, malicious compliance ensues

Sometimes, you get so fixated on one little detail that you miss the bigger picture entirely. That tunnel vision can result in horrific errors in judgment in professional organizations that snowball and cost companies thousands, if not millions, of dollars. You, a new manager (or finance person), are looking to implement some unnecessary changes in order to fuel your insecure ego (under the guise of saving the company money) and think that taking away your project engineer's company vehicles wi…
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'Please excuse me while I go destroy your lunch': Insane workplace 'game' turns into no-holds-barred lunch war

'Please excuse me while I go destroy your lunch': Insane workplace 'game' turns into no-holds-barred lunch war

Fasten your seatbelts and prepare to read one of the most incredible workplace stories ever written on Twitter . This person, who goes by @tombrodude, shared a tale for the ages of a “prank” he and his coworkers used to pull on each other. Basically, they waged war against microwave meals . But unless you're reheating, like, tuna casserole, why would you have such disdain for microwaved food? Then, click over here , where we've assembled a list of the most chronically online Twitter users of th…
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New Manager Enforces Ridiculous Uniform Rules On Female Employees, Cue Malicious Compliance

New Manager Enforces Ridiculous Uniform Rules On Female Employees, Cue Malicious Compliance

'Your uniform doesn't comply with the dress code. IF pants have belt loops, a belt must be worn!'
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manager sent this to all the employees.... yikes

Viral Thread: 'If your dog died you need to bring him in and prove it': Restaurant manager tells workers they will be fired if they miss work for any reason, gets fired themself

It's ever a wonder how people like this manage to get into positions of power over other people. Unfortunately, it's often probably because the organization they're working for is run by toxic, cruel people who recognize the toxic and cruel (or spineless, subservient) traits in those they promote to management positions within their business.
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AITA for telling a 6'8 giant to upgrade his seating?

Extremely tall guy fights with another passenger on the plane over available leg room

We're inclined to say that everyone was awful here.
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Tool Kit of Dad Joke Memes for Father Figures Who Guard the Thermostat Like Their Lives Depend on it

If you grew up in a household where your father figure was a manly man's man, you're probably aware that there is a lot of responsibility and honor tied to the duties of the flashlight holder. Even as an 8 year old , it's crystal clear that when you're holding the flashlight for your dad's tinkerings, your job is to be perfectly still, point it the right way, and say "mmmhmm" every few seconds like you actually know what a monkey wrench does. That's just one of those classic Dadisms that define…
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First Pepsi Wants Us to Drink Pilk for the Holidays and Now They're Firing Everybody

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People don’t quit jobs. They quit managers. |

'People don't quit jobs. They quit managers.': Server considers quitting once happy job when they get a new micromanaging manager

People don't quit jobs: They quit managers. A sentiment that we've echoed across the pages of Fail Blog more times than I dare to count.
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20+ Pets who are so confused by their completely goofy haircuts

20+ Pets who are so confused by their completely goofy haircuts

People love their pets so much, they'll do almost anything for them, including giving them fancy haircuts. These perturbed pets unfortunately didn't get the best ‘do’s. It happens!
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Male Karen things he's entitled to my dog

'Where is the dog?': Entitled Male Karen trespasses on neighbor's property and demands to play with their dog

I get that people love dogs but this guy needs to take all the chill pills.
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'Give me an Oscar for the way I act like I'm working in December': 20+ Best Work Confessions of the Week (December 8, 2022)

20 Honest Work Confessions This Week (December 8, 2022)

‘Tis the season to be honest about how much work you’re actually doing this month.
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