Humble brags are the bane of our collective existence. Nothing quite grinds one's gears like having to bear witness to someone proclaiming from their high horse that they have committed an act of profound, soul-stirring beauty. It's like, we get it...you're a good person. Sometimes, the best way to spread that charitable kindness is to do so from a place of humbleness. 

Tumblr is a place of mixed opinion, but like everywhere else on the internet it's full of people's half-formed thoughts that plop out of their heads and out into the world. So naturally, Tumblr has its random, funny and stupendous gems. It could be a dissertation on The Incredibles or just a terrible observation about turtles. Anything goes.

We love nothing more than seeing folks think outside the box and approach an otherwise rigid activity with some good old fashioned creativity. These students certainly brought the creative inspiration alongside some razor sharp wit. 

Is there a word for "observation that seems poignant in the moment and then sort of gets instantly muddled into the background noise of your head, only to pop up at the most inappropriate moment?" If not, that's kind of what tweets are. That's not a bad thing, they're fun. Balls of wit make up some of the great funny tweets and tumblr gems to quote later.

As not-total-idiots, we spend a lot of time worrying about making the right decision. Sometimes we can thank ourselves for avoiding a bad situation, and sometimes it's totally up to random chance whether we dodge a huge bullet or not. Everyone has a moment in their lives that the think about "man if that had gone just slightly differently I'd be in some serious pain right now." Hindsight is 20/20 and life is just a constant act of dodging massive bullets.

People that steal other people's food are pretty much the worst. Especially when you consider the scenario where you have one human being just trying to muddle through their day's tasks and eat a meal they brought for themselves while they're at it, only to realize that said meal's been shadily confiscated by an inconsiderate coworker who decided they'd steal it. You've got to love the way that HR handled the debacle as well. They didn't need to leave that message as a note on the fridge for everyone to see, but they did anyways. 

Just a little bit of trouble in paradise. This lad sounds as if he hit his breaking point amidst his girlfriend embracing her witchcraft. Basically, the dude is apparently carrying around a whole lot of bad energy, she addresses it, and he's totally not down with it. The thing is that his girlfriend expected the support. Was he in the wrong or not, for not offering that up? You be the judge. 

Whether Shane's a mere fictional character or not matters not, because many of us have been in a break room at one point or another in our lives where we've witnessed some passive aggressive/outwardly angry notes being left for troublemaking employees. By the looks of it, Shane seems like he might enjoy regularly creating chaos around the workplace environment. 

The internet is a lot of things. One of those things is an open air market for extremely stupid junk, horrible art projects, and more stupid junk. Can you fault people for posting crap for sale online for an extra dollar or just a goof? Yeah, If it's bad enough. Here's more weird and dumb stuff people tried selling online as well as some of the best things people found in the garbage.

It's stories like these that might inspire other folks out there to take action and intervene when they see someone else wrongfully giving a hard working employee a hard time over something that they simply have no control over in the first place. There's enough irrational entitlement in this world to make you feel sick to your stomach. So, when you get someone who steps up like this woman, it can temporarily restore your faith in humanity. 

We've all been there at one point or another in our lives. We're going about our daily business, just trying to check all the boxes without completely failing, and then boom, someone you know, never met, or you ends up spewing out something into the atmosphere that is discouragingly devoid of common sense. Maybe it's an innocent brain fart, or perhaps it's something more ominous, like pure ignorance. This collection of the dumbest things that people have ever said might at the very least serve to make you feel just a bit better about yourself. 

Contrary to popular belief, a lot of folks are pretty clever. But sadly, there are just as many people who aggressively won't get the joke. As a general principle, when someone says something incomprehensibly dumb but it also has a whole bunch of likes or people responding with any form of "haha" then it's reasonable to assume that that thing they said is some kind of joke. You don't want to be the kind of person responding to a joke as if it's an assertion, or you just might become one of the many ranks of mockable people who desperately didn't get the joke.