Sometimes people end up being their own worst enemy online. If they had simply not said anything at all, the rest of the world might've never known the kinds of morons they were dealing with. But alas, some people just seem incapable of really helping it. 

Dads are gonna make dad jokes. Whether or not anyone likes them is up for debate. This dad found himself in a pickle when he went with his instincts and made a risky joke. As one commenter put it, it's a clever joke, but just maybe the wrong audience.

These parents are the very definition of overprotective. They are really living up to that "helicopter parenting" stereotype. Some parents just seem to have a very hard time willing themselves to give their kids space, and not bombard them with spam texts all the time. 

Apparently some cows are escape artist. When this cop heard about a weird dispatch he decided to check it out and the results were far from disappointing. This was nothing like this funny escaped cow who went back in after being yelled at. And for more police stuff, here are some funny times cops were cool.

Life is a roller coaster of high highs and low lows. Some of these low moments are extremely trashy in nature. Most people wouldn't steal someone's ashes or jog around a city pooping behind cars, but alas, incredibly trashy moments still happen, and they are freakin' ridiculous. 

Twitter users are sharing all the wild things they'd do if they suddenly discovered a million dollars. Some people would run off with it before anyone could find them, while others would work to exercise a lot more caution. Might not want to mess with someone who misplaced a million dollars. 

Someone on AskReddit asked for parents to share their harrowing experiences with what drove them to disown their children. The resulting stories are pretty dang heartbreaking. Proceed at your own risk. 

Something went very wrong for these people at some point in their lives. We're not sure how you end up walking around with one of these hairstyles. They're criminally ridiculous. 

There's dumb, and then there's Kevin. That's a whole different level of stupid right there. 

There's definitely such thing as being too on point. These are great!

We've all been woo'd by a good commercial at some point in our lives. Especially when you're a kid, Nerf really makes it look like having a sweet blaster will make you the coolest kid on the street. We've all gone crazy at some point for those ads for laser tag games and frozen drink makers, and many of us never learn and keep making stupid purchases far into our adult years. That said, this isn't always our fault, sometimes products are straight up misleading and manipulative.

Grandpa took his revenge and also potentially saved some lives in the process! Good for him.