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It's hard to tell what's going on here, but by the looks of it, this guy is giving an interview when a car speeds through the scene, nearly interrupting him. If it were any worse, he might have not had the time to take another drag.

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The mystical unicorn that is Ferdinand was not taking the whole Halloween thing lightly. This'll always have its rightful place in history for being an awesome Halloween costume, in the middle of an otherwise mundane weather forecast. 

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Come on, Dad. Ignorance is bliss. Don't do your daughter like that. Nobody really wants to think about where sausages come from. 

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Bridezilla Wants A Redo Wedding, Gets Rejected, Pitches Fit

If you play the part of a nasty bridezilla the first time around, you should be more than ready for anyone that attended that mess of a performance to reject your request to do the whole thing over again. Seems like this particular family member was totally in the right for not wanting to attend the dramatics yet again. Folks in the comments section would all seem to be in agreement as well. 

For some more juicy bridezilla drama check out this story about the time a bridezilla Karen ended up looking like a pauper at her own wedding.

Bridezilla wants a redo wedding, and her family member rejects her | AITA telling my sister won't be her second/makeup wedding? My (25f) sister (30f) got married six years ago wedding did not go quite as planned so she and her husband have decided they want redo and are planning have their wedding late next year her bridesmaid/kinda maid honor with one her friends, and she treated like shit younger then and didn't really say much because rest my family would have told deal with her day, and be
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Man Counters Lame Accusations With Epic Spite Video Game

Oh boy, he had us at spite video game. There's nothing better in this world than seeing a ridiculous argument go on to inspire the development of a game that would seem to truly make people feel better. Folks in this comments section on this particular pro revenge story went ahead and tried it out, and loved it! Lastly, apparently if you go on Google and run a simple search for, "tetrads.io" you'll find the game. Go show some love! 

Guy takes revenge on people that doubted his credibility in the video game industry | r/ProRevenge Join u/postfu Ridiculed, accused lying and incompetence shoved burning facts down their throats and made successful business process best revenge is massive success Frank Sinatra TL;DR; Told lying and didn't know anything about game design. Made spite video game became huge hit. Jackass is also forever immortalized within game credits. PREFACE
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Tumblr Odds and Ends to Feed the Beast

It's all weird here, and it's not getting much better. Tumblr is an ocean of thoughts, smooshing and grinding away at each other in hopes that one day there will be a final, perfect thought. It will probably be about Shrek or something.  For more tumblr bits, here are some prized tumblr gems from tumblr's best.

funny tumblr memes | adhdpeebee "Whatcha thinkin' about Oh idk, Draugr stuff sneakyfeets who fuck has many quests tracked at one time is fucking madness zombie lying on its stomach waving its legs
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Student Exploits Every Loophole In School Dress Code

Sometimes school staff doesn't exactly have a consistent policy, like the time staff made a student patiently wait to report a fire. After some absolute BS rule nitpicking by the staff, this person decided to read up on the rules and dress with extreme panache. Sometimes students get the best of their teachers, like this student who made a mockery of a robotics competition with a dry ice loophole.

Student exploits school dress code | r/MaliciousCompliance Posted by u/TandyAngie Nitpick dress code can do too. oC L Our junior high dress code pain. Most teachers didn't care so long as kids weren't distracting principal junior high, however, insisted on enforcing every single rule friend mine wore long sleeve shirt under tank top principal insisted she couldn't wear tank top because tank tops were against dress code. But she couldn't take off tank top because
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Tumblr Story: Kids Go Full Chaotic Good To Help Barista

Every now and again the wonderful beings of the Tumblr world deliver a quick, impactful, wholesome story that hits us right in the feels-plex. In this case, we hear about a barista who worked in a rough part of town, but ended up being helped out by some kids that went full "chaotic good" mode. Seriously, picking a lock to help take the trash out is about as chaotic good as it comes. 

For another Tumblr thread about the world of coffee serving, check out this thread about customers' mythically powerful coffee orders.

A Tumblr story about some kids helping out a barista in a rough part of town | undercover-underdog those who don't know work at an anarchist co-op coffee shop. Apparently, all Chicano/Cholo boys my neighborhood have caught on fact sneak food and stuff all little punk kids and homeless kids at coffee shop. There are three particular who call Mom. Not Mami, not Ma, Mom rest refer as "Miss".
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Power Tripping Assistant Manager Gets Put In Check

It's people like Fran that give the assistant managers of the world a bad rap. In this case, we see Fran express no level of sympathy and understanding for her absolutely exhausted employee who was fresh off an overnight shift. But alas, as will happen, the employee hit their breaking point, and decided to put into play some delightful malicious compliance. Fortunately, that malicious compliance ends up serving as the catalyst for getting Fran out of the business. 

Check out some more juicy malicious compliance content with this lying Karen who used her old employer as a reference, and then it backfired terribly.

A power tripping assistant manager gets put in her place | r/MaliciousCompliance Join u/fredzred 176d 1 "Clean store TOP BOTTOM. Don't leave until do yes boss L This happened worked retail around 2005 15 working at very small grocery store and although small store were always busy, as near popular beach and along highway rest area night before, l'd worked 12am until 6am packing shelves (there huge delivery coming had be stocked next day offered double time pay shift so jumped at chance work
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Tattoo Choices That Had People Asking Questions

When a customer comes in slurring and demanding a chest tattoo of Mario and Luigi using the same toilet, any semi-responsible tattoo artist is going to ask them if they're sure about it. Some people here had an artist take pity on them and just said no, while others insisted. Here are some stories of dumb tattoo translations and some straight up strange and troubling tattoos.

Funny stories of bad tattoo choices | ReverendAISharkton 5.9k points 20 hours ago getting work done and receptionist came speak with artist. She had someone at front desk looking quote on "Barbed wire starting around his wrist and wrapping around his arm all way up shoulder about nothing, because 's stupid and won't do Oh, uh, okay tell him He looked at and said Sometimes have be good taste police did Nike Swoosh once broke and still regret
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Entitled Streamer Demands Music for Exposure, Gets Nothing

For someone who's sure they're "going to be a big streamer," they don't seem to have a lock on how to pull down any worthwhile business relationships. It's hard to get inside the heads of entitled people with their absurd audacity, but something tells us it's like being in an iron cage filled with spider webs and screaming. Influencers should know that people don't want to be paid in exposure.

Entitled streamer wants free music for exposure | My rate is 50$ per minute completed music. Is alright? Here is my full commission info if want take look. lemmasoft.renai.us/forums/viewtop 3:12 PM 50$ is too much. Im going be big streamer so should get an exposure discount since thousands will hear music. 3:16 PM Can have link twitch (or whatever site dont really work free anymore, sorry. My rates are already pretty low considering time investment, but maybe can work out some small discount if
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Tumblr Thread: People Who Ask vs People Who Guess

As it turns out, there are different ways people try to get the things they want, and they don't always line up perfectly. There are people who ask for stuff even though they'll accept no as an answer, while there are people who try to guess what other people should want as to avoid that awkward no. For another thread that airs things out, here's tumblr's explanation of the USA. And for something more colorful about human nature, here's a thread on how humans will pack bond with anything.

Tumblr asking people and guessing people psychology | mefitours-blog-blog Ask Culture and Guess Culture "One my wife's distant friends has attempted invite herself stay with us, again writes exasperated owner prime 2 bedroom apartment New York City this Ask MetaFilter question She did this last March, and used excuse starting new job and needing do x, y, and z as well as out town" excuse any remaining dates. This got us off scot-free, but both knew time would come again and 's here need final
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Wildly Dangerous Childhood Activities People Participated In

Someone on AskReddit got a thread going about the most dangerous childhood activities that people participated in as kids. It's threads like these that can lead some of us to those sobering realizations, where we're genuinely puzzled over how we've made it this far. So many kids just seem to be hard wired to seek out the dangerous thrills in life. Oh well, they don't know any better. For some more examples of kids being dumb and weird check out this list.

People describe the most dangerous childhood activities that they participated in | Babydontcomeback Tree riding. Climb tree and have friends cut down would have contests see who would climb highest won more than once cannot fathom nor anyone else not seriously hurt, nevermind killed.
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Karen Threatens Employee With Write-Up, Gets Lesson In Management

Sometimes the manager needs to receive a harsh lesson on proper management. In this case, Karen was way out of line when it came to the reasoning behind writing an employee up. Literally, the employee did exactly what any helpful human being would do when faced with a scenario where the office runs out of paper--they got more paper! But no, Karen insisted on staging a whole meltdown. Fortunately, someone else was around and ready to give Karen the management education she sorely needed. 

Karen threatens an employee with a write-up, and proceed to get a lesson in management | r/TalesFromTheFrontDesk u/Ancient_Ice 1y Join Front Desk Manager Threatens with write-up, and she gets lesson management. Long Backstory working as night auditor at front desk, now those don't know night auditor is like an accounting job balance all paperwork before accounting gets balance every department Restaurant, Bar, Dance Club, conference center, etc. So, our job critical be done correctly every night
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Apparently this terrarium was put together back in 2007-2008, which makes it at least 12 years old. Maybe we're all living in some kind of terrarium ourselves. 

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Man, these burglars were swinging low when they decided to break in and steal some stuff from Conan O'Brien's set.