Sometimes kids cut through the wordy BS to say the easily digestible things we need to hear, when we least expect it. These kids would seem to be wise beyond their years. Especially that one kid, with the point about how vegetables can make us feel. SAD. 

The population of Tinderers never fails to keep things comfortably on the side of immaturity, spicy witty banter, bold (and/or clueless) pickup lines, and shamelessness. These are all A+ examples. If you need more of what the wild word of Tinder has to offer, look over here. 

The best way to deal with those lowballing choosy beggars is to waste their time as much as you can, before they realize what's going on. That, that right there is priceless. So. Behold, all that in action.

Us humans have a knack for willingly throwing ourselves into terribly dangerous situations with heavy weights. To say that these gym rats were tempting fate would almost be a vast understatement. 

We've got piles of garbage! We've got ruined couches! We've got spurned lovers and misfortune of all stripes! There's a lot of ways to turn someone's day into crap, and these are just a small few.

Jobs don't have to be all bad. Sometimes they keep us just happy enough to willingly lock ourselves into the confines of (potentially soul-sucking) routine with incentives like money, free coffee, and even letting you wear what you want on CASUAL FRIDAY. 

Cracked writer Daniel Dockery went to twitter to share the time he tried getting a girl's attention by writing a sequel to her favorite movie. The effort was there, but so were time travel and Star Wars references. Things went about as well as the first Titanic.

Maybe this guy should consider why his wife's daring him to talk to other women. That could be a great starting place. Outside that I think he's set with those adept martial arts skillz!