You're bound to hear some colorful stories from a bartender who's been in the game for 12 years. They get to see adults show up and drink themselves into an emotional state on par with their tantrum-friendly childhoods. And when they overdo it? Don't you dare cut 'em off, apparently? Just a whole bunch of ridiculousness in these. 

Charlotte is ON ONE. She did not take too kindly to learning the hard truth that is, much of everything don't come free. Gotta read that fine print. Or in this case, large and bold print! 

These memes dedicated to the soul-grinding struggle of adulting, might hit very close to home. It ain't all bad though. We still have the finer pleasures in life like shelling up in our caves to completely check out from reality with a Netflix bingeathon. 

The internet is not kind to the unreasonable adults who lie to and berate people in customer service. Abusive people like this are not-so-affectionately referred to as "Karens." While we've heard many stories of this kind of frustrating behavior, we often forget that many of them have families; some who see both sides, and some who are just ashamed.

Romance and the loving trolling that comes with it is alive and well in this relationship! He got her GOOD. 

This one's an emotional rollercoaster. I can't believe people like this exist! This bride is in serious need of a swift reality check. Who'd want to show up at this wedding? Unless you enjoy watching an emotional implosion that would seem all but inevitable. 

If you just keep doing something you learned in childhood without any self reflection, you might end up doing some stupid things for way too far into your adult life. Sometimes song lyrics or figures of speech don't make sense until you see them in writing. People are often wrong, even about their own health, but what sucks is when you're publicly, idiotically wrong for waaaaay too long.

Coachella season showed up and took a steaming, glittery, bright multi-colored, rose petaled dump on our news feeds. It is a Basic Fest like none other; the peak of superficial absurdity, where influencers roam the festival grounds to hunt down the perfect place for a well-lighted pic that might garner them enough likes to clear a hearty paycheck, and/or envy from their "friends." Sit back and enjoy the circus getting roasted by these scathing, and hilariously accurate tweets. 

This is ALL empirically gained evidence. Epic. What a savage. Always going to appreciate this response from Adam Savage. 

These didn't fail to leave us highly amused. They definitely deserve serious consideration on the right swipe, for the very serious effort put forth. 

If you ever wanted to have to make some hard choices, this AskReddit thread asked people to share the most difficult "would you rather"s they'd ever considered. If you're out with friends and the conversation's getting slow, drop in one of these confusing and kinda effed up scenarios to get people's brain juices flowing.