Via Kieren Dawson
This neighbor is the hero the world needs and deserves. This is too satisfying for its own good.
If you've ever found yourself "accidentally" doing something illegal, it's easy to get paranoid and imagine there could be an authority figure behind any tree, corner, or about to pop out of a storm drain. Now imagine you're fishing illegally and you find yourself reeling in a fish and game warden, like a goddamn cartoon. On the other side of the spectrum, here are stories of 17 police officers encounters with criminal masterminds.
Via MasterChef World
The maximum levels of cringe start right around 6:10. Blue haired judge is failing miserably at being anything like Gordon Ramsay. Like, what are you doing, my dude.
One of our favorite personalities Mark Hamill tells some old Star Wars stories and in the process does a stern, no-nonsense Harrison Ford. The guy also has a pretty awesome twitter presence, like the time he roasted ridiculous Luke Skywalker action figures.
Get your Sunday roast fixins while they're hot. These people submitted themselves to Reddit's RoastMe community, and proceeded to get absolutely rekt. No doubt about it. If you're in the mood for more roasts, check out 23 severely brutal roasts that destroyed their targets here.
If you're looking for a job, it helps to have some common sense during the interview process. Stuff like "show up on time" or "don't be a huge ass to everyone around you." You would be surprised by how many people can't seem to do this. For the ones who got through, here are 41 bosses and managers sharing stories of their worst employees.
This is either terrible or great marketing, we're really not sure. Everybody's looking at the ad, but we're pretty sure not too many people are buying the tightest shirt to every squeeze onto an Asgardian. We're big fans of when facebook gets ahold of something, like that time that guy with the huge neck got destroyed by everyone.
That's it, go ahead and call it, humanity has peaked!
This is a satisfying tale of revenge. A serial cheater of a husband finally gets outed by his wife's clever and masterfully executed revenge. It sounds like it was brutal, but we're hopeful she's found someone better at this point!
Keanu Reeves left Stephen Colbert speechless with his answer to a very tough question about what happens to us when we die. Jump ahead to right around 9:50 for the wisdom.
Via Jared Sopok
"No one is saying you cant eat a banana in public, but at some point you need to take a bite..."
