You probably won't actually want to use these. 

These people couldn't care less, and it's glorious. They perfected the exit strategy. 

Justice is served by the warriors of the comments section.

I think this is my new life coach. 

Isn't this what we all look for at the end of the day? Some strange and unexpected human connection? Well done, bro. 

Dad taking to social media with NO FILTER at all, and it's wonderfully hilarious. 

These are just the kinds of witty and entertaining signs that really invite customers to come on in. A+ for effort from these pubs and shops. 

This guy's the living definition of a helpless manchild. Glad he found love with this lady, cause I'm having a profoundly hard time picturing him making it out the door every day in one piece, otherwise.