The internet's been caught up in a frenzy over the "Storm Area 51" Facebook event that has hundreds of thousands (if not a million by this time) of people jokingly signed up to storm the heavily guarded military base. We've been able to enjoy a steady influx of Area 51 memes, so no complaints there. And then things seemed to come to a head when the Air Force itself issued a formal warning to anyone giving serious consideration toward actually trying to storm Area 51. 

To keep the mood light, we've got a recent Twitter thread of Twitter users sharing what kinds of crazy stuff they think could be kept in Area 51. 

Ex-Kindergarten teacher Jessica Gentry's powerful post about quitting her job after 12 years of hard work went viral for a good reason. There's a great message in the post. Sounds like the kids haven't changed, it's the damn parents. At least that's the point she hammers down on off the bat. Check the rest of her message below. 

Good old Tumblr doing what it does best, when it takes thing to especially strange places. Maybe humans are nothing more than space orcs. 

The only advice we can imagine giving here is to run for the hills, my dude. Sounds like things aren't going to work out. And can you blame the poor, impressively patient, bedbug bitten boyfriend? He's in the middle of quite the uncomfortable (physically and emotionally) situation. 

Married couples of Reddit are sharing the advice they'd give to engaged couples. You might want to consider giving this a read if you're looking to tie the knot off with anyone in the near future. A little advice from people who are doing the damn thing might keep you out of a world of trouble on down the road. 

These honest board game boxes actually get at what board games like Monopoly actually lead us to do -- in that case, family fight night. These should really be the official subtitles of the games. 

This vegan restaurant owner is their own worst enemy when it comes to trying to bring in new business. You're out here snapping at customers who are complaining about being uncomfortable trying to eat, while your kid is running around the establishment naked. Maybe not the best look for your restaurant -- in terms of having the kid run around, and the way you're going about handling the review. 

Texting is still something that older parents didn't grow up with, so naturally they're gonna make some mistakes. Also, they're parents, so what they choose to say isn't gonna be exactly what you wanted to hear either. Sometimes parents go savage but mostly they're just overbearing and bad with technology.

Reddit's "Indian People Facebook" subreddit churns up some serious social media gold. You've got to admire the bullish bravado and fearlessness of these dudes when it comes to spitting their "game" on social media. Zero shame and zero game. Or maybe their game is just next level and we can't even fathom what they're doing. 

If you think you're having a bad day, there's still a pretty good chance you didn't lose a speed boat on the freeway. Misfortune gets the best of people all the time. Seeing it happen can put things in perspective, it can be somewhat therapeutic, or it can be simply intriguing to see all the things that can go wrong.

Andrew Duncan, a journalist with a Twitter bio about how he loved finding women wearing clothes that let him see parts of their shoulders, legs, and cleavage, really got people on Twitter going when he also said this undermines their claim at equality. Andrew, you've got to be kidding me, my dude. Welcome to 2019. Where have you been? 

And we just ran another post on some solid sexist ignorance with the guy who shared his 6 tips for how a woman can keep a man. That one didn't go too well either. When are these fools going to learn.