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IT guy responds to ticket, a machine is stuck on and the gas inside could explode | Posted by u/Rusty99Arabian 1 day ago 2 34 Explosive Gas story Short Or one time had Priority 1 (multiple lives threatened) support ticket worked at number universities, where pay is bad and clients have unusually weird problems. One day ticket came at 4 PM on Friday, stating user's monitor wasn't working our furthest building, which due bus route inefficiencies, would be 3 mile round trip walk. And, our boss had

IT Guy Learns Machine Is Stuck On In "Explode" Setting

Is there any way of preventing this?
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An informative Tumblr thread breaks down the proper care for monsters in the world. | headspace-hotel Follow Common misconceptions surrounding care monsters Contrary popular belief is NOT normal Cerberus's heads fight with one another; this indicates anxiety or lack proper enrichment.

Educational Tumblr Post On Proper Monster Care

It's as if Hagrid himself wrote this.
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unlikely and weird stories | visions1013 14 hours ago saw bird unscrew lightbulb once.

People's "No One is Gonna Believe This" Moments

Well alright then.
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Nasty neighbors kill couple's tomatoes, so couple unleashes army of ants. | r/pettyrevenge Join u/KatiaV 10h 1 6 O 10 3 11 1 Do Not Hurt Tomatoes Once, many years ago innocently bought house next door retired marine couple. She about 6'2" and strongly resembled Ahnold 's Not Tumor his current state, and he about 5'7" and probably weighed 130 They were very house/yard proud and and thoroughly obnoxious about .

Nasty Neighbors Destroy Couple's Tomatoes, Couple Unleashes Ants Army

Now those are some terrible neighbors.
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funny and unprofessional not my job fails | traffic cone cemented to the road | toilet blocking the door from closing

Unprofessional "Not My Job" Moments Of Incompetence

"Hopefully no one will notice."
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funny tumblr memes | languagebender why divide people by unrational things COULD divide them by whether their word cotton candy is valid or not languagebender examples: american english: cotton candy good british english: fairy floss X not valid spanish, german: sugar cotton good french: daddy's beard X NOT VALID berenswick sorry French call | popokko best way draw frog. is give as few frog qualities as possible. just enough barely registers as frog popokko like this

Funny and Sweet Random Tumblr Gems

Avast ye mateys, here be the bounty o' the internet!
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warning signs that are weird and scary | STATE LAW STOP PEDESTRIANS CROSSWALK POSITIVE RABIES ALERT NOTICE | WARNING Stay off fountain, Fire feature center will start without notice.

Creepy Warning Signs That Mean Serious Business

Thanks, signs.
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Employee changes passwords and then goes on vacation story | Posted by u Morgoth 9 hours ago 2 3 2 35 3 Force take my vacation time dont want and tell secure my station by freshening up my passwords before go? Okay boss. oc s start with, my boss had his moments. Sometimes he dick who would push off on my raises or screw with my system, sometimes he would hook up and make my life pleasant. This not one latter.

Jerk Boss Bumps Vacation, Employee Changes Passwords and Leaves

"If that's what you want me to do boss, okay."
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funny tumblr thread of a human on a Vulcan ship | idontwant-these Star Trek idea comedy sitcom where instead Vulcan on mostly human ship is human on mostly Vulcan ship | All Vulcans are fiercely protective fragile, illogical, prone--danger, smart, reckless little human make human feel more accepted (as is only logical Vulcans try include aspects terran culture ship's day--day life, failing spectacularly at human loves them even more | IS BIRTHDAY. They'll get better at celebrating human

Tumblr Thread: The Human on A Vulcan Ship

It's the thought that counts.
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funny mad lad memes of people doing pranks, shenanigans and absurd things. | My brothers ex had been stealing our Netflix past two months now by disguising her account as "settings" and honestly ain't even mad just really disappointed myself actually believing an account named "settings" would legitimately be Netflix | Hi David wanted reach out following this morning's class really appreciated contributions our discussion, but felt should follow up with noticed during class appeared consume an

Mad Lads Who Blazed Their Own Trail

Hats off to the eccentric and shameless.
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Mike Judge Boomhauer Voice Origin Story

Mike Judge Explains The Origins of Boomhauer's Voice

It just makes King of the Hill even better.
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video of smelter crane accidently tipping molten aluminum, spilling everywhere

Smelter Spills Liquid Aluminum Everywhere

The floor is lava!
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funny boss pops out glass eye to deal with annoying customer | Posted by u/Winiri 10 hours ago 2 O 6 20 3 20 9 E 12 My Boss Scared Off Rude Customers by Literally Taking Closer Look oc M used work at store, run by woman named Irene. She would buy vintage and high end items, repair them, and then sell them store didn't have multiple sizes things and only bulk items bought were little trinkets and soaps, sometimes jewelry.

Boss Uses Eye Gag to Remove Problem Customers

Now that's some stellar management.
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warning signs that are very scary | KEEP CLEAR UNEXPLODED BOMB | don't be here after dark

Creepy Signs That Make Their Message Clear

Thanks, signs.
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Neighbor steals man's water and power, so man hatches a brilliant revenge. | r/ProRevenge u/OlderSparky 1d Join 1 2 12 e 10 3 24 1 8 13 NaCI NacI NaCI NaCl, hey hey hey, goodbye Sparkies Tale This is bit read, hey title will make sense at some stage promise explain some stuff as go, but as always, there's Glossary at end. Some years ago working FiFo (Fly Fly Out) at mine.

Neighbor Steals Man's Power And Water, Nuclear Revenge Ensues

Bill shouldn't have played games.
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funny and amazing bootleg and knockoff toys | ROBERT COP 2 FURNITURE LAW ENFORCEMENT I WILL BE BACK JUST TOUCH HIM | BIG FELLA TRY WIND-UP WALKING ACTION WITH MOVING MOUTH HANDS WA CHOKING HAZ Not far Children Por ages and o parts ITEM NO.98117 MADE CHINA

Bootleg Toys That Are Somehow Better Than The Originals

Who doesn't want a Titanic-themed Transformer?
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