Sometimes a comeback is just too clever for its own good. People really make an art form of the comeback nowadays. With morons spewing out all kinds of BS on social media, there are just too many opportunities to pass up. 

The moral of the story here is that they always take the pencil. When in the tough and stressful land of academia, you can't afford to move forward without a pencil. All pencil sizes matter. 

This guy's trying to challenge the stereotype about all these brilliant tech masterminds starting their global operations from within the confines of a stuffy garage. Instead, he asserts that some of these billionaires enjoyed the benefits of other factors like generational wealth, family investments, nepotism, etc. 

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share their most effective psychological tricks. With enough of these in your arsenal, you might actually be able to get a leg up on life. 

Sometimes you've gotta handle a customer's aggressive stupidity with cold, hard, mathematical logic. This owner managed to get it done like a true champion. 

This bride asked the people of Reddit whether she was in the wrong for firing the flower girl on wedding day, after learning about some bullying going on. The verdict would seem to be that it was a pretty crappy move to not just get a couple flower girls instead of pitting the two against one another. 

Life is a series of attempts. Sometimes you're trying to finish a construction project or eat a mozzarella stick. Sometimes you're just trying to do the right thing, or look cool on the internet. For whatever reason, these people's attempts didn't come through for them and veered into a heap of failure. 

Sometimes history is actually fun. Who'd have thought! 

Here we have another subreddit that just makes our hearts smile in appreciation. Yes, a place dedicated to the art form that is a well placed chair underwater. It might not be where it's "supposed to be" but that doesn't mean that these chairs have never looked better. 

This entitled mom refused to accept the fact that people actually expect fair compensation for their services, and on top of that, didn't understand that people can be qualified to speak more than one language. Amidst the choosing beggar meltdown, the mom threatens to tell on the tutor for her being "unfriendly." Now that is a load of BS. 

This guy had to suffer through an excruciating discovery, when he learned that his wife was cheating on him with his best friend. Pretty much a worst-case scenario situation. He managed to engineer quite the revenge though, and ultimately got the two terrible people he thought were like family, to hit their own self-destruct button. 

Just about everyone has some small act that they think only they perform. These acts might be born out of boredom, like making up songs about butts to sing to your dog. They might come from convenience, like using your extremely dextrous feet to pick stuff up. Or they might come from necessity, like tapping your fingers to the tune of "Sweet Child Of Mine" every time you see a picture of your Dad for some reason. Behaviors like these tend to make people think they're not normal, even though everyone does crap like this. Here's some stories of people realizing their roommates were actually crazy.

Blair Braverman introduces the special and talented crew in training for the Iditarod. This might be your new favorite sport!

This Quora user decided to shed some light on what they view as a manipulative, brainwashing technique on the part of religious groups that advocate intense recruitment processes. Every Jehovah's Witness might stand to benefit from reading this. 

Sometimes the stupid is just flowing too strong through an individual when they go to share a status on social media, and all we can do is facepalm. Without further ado, get ready for your palm to meet your face.