These folks are absolute masters of their craft of being dumb. This be the land of stupid attempts, lies and general dumbassery. We honestly wish all of these were jokes but given the state of things, we're not so sure. For more of this, here are enough moments of facepalm to give you a stupid stroke.
When this dad was robbed of his well deserved vacation time, he took one sweet and satisfying revenge upon his retirement. That's the way to do it. Go out in a blaze of glory, as your jerk boss mutters to himself uncontrollably, at a loss for what to do. Shouldn't have messed with dad's vacation time!
Twitter User @dizzysinclair, started up a thread on those meals people turn to when the depression hits. The answers ended up being quite relatable to many folks out there. We've got sugary feasts like a big old bag of brown sugar; we've got sleep; we've got peanut butter jars. You name it, it's probably on here. Sometimes a soul sick with sadness just needs to get lost in an abyss of sugar and fried foods.
Insomnia absolutely sucks. Even when you set time aside and do all the right things, here come the thoughts again. Thoughts like "How would I go about constructing the world's largest sandwich" or "I gotta find Jeremy from 7th grade on facebook and tell him he was wrong about how many candy bars away the moon is." Anyway, here are jokes, tweets and thoughts people had about how hard it is to get some quality sleep around here.
This young woman complained on Twitter about Mario being racist, and hispanic people stepped forward to tell her not to speak for them. It would seem that none of them had any problem with Mario. Instead, their biggest problem was the white millennial woman speaking for them.
Man, we need better sex education. I guess you can't shame people for asking hilarious questions, but some of these assertions are so stupid they're almost dangerous. Even more disappointing, it's the people who don't understand how sex works that end up accidentally having the most children.
My good people this is the face behind the viral "Storm Area 51" Facebook event, and it looks like the movement could very well be doomed before it even gets into motion. Did you watch that form with the running? Dude's about to trip before he gets anywhere close to Area 51. At least the "joke" event has given the world a steady influx of hilarious Area 51 memes.
If you're in the process of raising a little gremlin of your own, or even thinking about it, then these parenting memes are for you. They pull zero punches in being as brutally honest and accurate as they can for what it's like to raise kids. The struggle sounds very real for any parents out there. At least the world's churching up some memes to honor the struggle.
Every school had a few of those kids that would do absolutely anything to get people's attention. Sometimes it was making up insane lies, other times it was pulling their lunchmeat out at a birthday party or drinking during a test. Either way it often led to some kind of school scandal. What ever happened to those kids, anyway?
