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17 Big Red Flags When Meeting New People

Keep an eye out for that new person you meet that's just waiting for you to stop talking, so that they can get on with talking about what they want. 

AskReddit replies to red flags you should keep an eye out for when meeting new people.
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Guy Asks Internet If He's Wrong for Not Wanting to Adopt Stepdaughters He Helped Raise

When faced with a tough decision, it's helpful to get another opinion. This guy wanted to know if he was wrong to not want to adopt his stepdaughters, and people had a lot of well-thought out opinions on the matter. The internet has tough questions, like this guy who asked if he was a jerk for disowning his sister for marrying his childhood bully.

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Bride Asks Internet If She's A Jerk For Not Wanting Her Trans Cousin In The Wedding Party Anymore

What sounds like a simple case of the bride being an asshole for inviting and then wanting to remove her trans cousin from the wedding party, actually evolves into a more complex situation. People are offering their hot takes and it sounds like this bride might not be the asshole after all. 

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23 Times Cops Were Criminally Cool

Here's to those who took the idea of public service and kicked it up a notch. Here's a batch of cops protecting and serving in their communities. Kinda weird seeing them be cool and not asking you how fast you were going. For funny stories, here are some of thedumbest things people said to cops.

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17 Servers Share The Most Awkward First Dates They've Seen

The world has no shortage of bad first dates. Sure, a bad date is disappointing. But on the plus side, finding out someone sucks from the moment you meet them is a real time saver. And when you get knocked down, you can always get back to swiping on tinder.

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Writers Bond On Twitter With Painfully Overused Phrases

Writers across Twitter are bonding with one another over the phrases that seem to be terribly overused throughout literature. 

Various authors on Twitter are bonding with overused phrases that they find in literature.
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Hypocrite Lies To Get Out Of Mopping Duties, Ends Up Getting Caught Red-Handed

This hypocrite employee thought they were so smooth and clever when they tried to lie their way out of mopping duties; and that didn't exactly pan out like they planned. 

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Choosing Beggar Gets Denied After Asking For Cheap Wedding Favor

This choosing beggar refused to bring reason and rationality into the equation from the get go. Clearly they were hoping for something of a more "free handout" nature, and seemingly rolled their eyes at their friend's very agreeable discount offering. 

Choosing beggar gets denied after asking for a ridiculously cheap wedding favor.
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Dude's Imaginative Story Brings Horrifying New Meaning to "Endless Shrimp"

You'll never think of endless shrimp in quite the same way again. It starts out so wholesome, but then it becomes a rollercoaster of shrimp. With your simple wish for endless shrimp, you've doomed your future to one that is truly endless and full of shrimp. Here are some two sentence horror stories for some absurd and succinct spookiness.

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Woman Thinks Mother-In-Law Poisoned Her, Follows Professional Advice And It Backfires

We've seen petty onion-based arguments with mother-in-laws, but this is a whole 'nother level. In this advice column, a woman was suspicious that her mother in law was trying to poison her. Prudence said she should get her husband to switch plates at a family function and see if the mother in law had any objections. The following-up details how he didn't believe her, so she switched the food anyway, and while it was confirmed that the mother-in-law had it out for her, the plan didn't make her husband believe her. If your mother-in-law is crazy enough to be a serial poisoner, maybe you should be wary of your husband as well.

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PETA Places Billboard Near Jimmy's Famous Seafood So They Call Them Out On Twitter

PETA started beef with Jimmy's Famous Seafood when they foolishly decided to put one of their obnoxious billboards next to the restaurant. Jimmy's Famous Seafood called them out on Twitter and glorious obliteration ensued. 

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27 Unfortunate Times Life Made Things Complicated

Life is big and full of unforseen circumstances, so you're bound to see some unfortunate moments that could've gone better. Whether it's a boat getting grounded, someone dropping their phone from a rollercoaster, or just a bullfrog stealing a cat's dinner, life will serve up every one of us some hard times. Is it cathartic and somewhat entertaining to see what other people have to go through? Kinda, yeah.

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25 Relatable Tweets for Those Tolerating Marital Bliss

Man, people tweet about marriage a lot. Many people in this world are married, which means tons of people have a lot of the same thoughts and feelings about the blissful institution. Married people, and really anyone in a long term relationship, are likely to relate to the silly and dumb problems these people are putting up with on a daily basis.

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Dad Takes Pro Revenge Revenge On Cheap Contractor Who Ends Up Paying $50K In Court

Dad took a calm and calculated revenge on a cheap contractor who was trying to pull one over on him and other clients. He pulled off his revenge by putting liens down on different lots that the contractor had expressed interest in. From there the contractor was stonewalled from being able to pick up any more work on the lots, so he sued the dad and his family. Therein lies his biggest mistake. He should've just paid for the repairs that the dad asked him to pay, but instead he ended up losing $50K in court. 

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Twitter User Determines That Toto's "Africa" Is About A Lovesick Werewolf In Africa

Just when you thought you'd seen it all, you come across a dedicated Twitter user who is here to unravel the mystery behind Toto's well known, "Africa."

We sincerely hope that everything with the rain and shit works out for the werewolf. 

Twitter user determines that the real meaning behind Toto's "Africa" song is that it's about a lovesick werewolf.
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