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People's "Screw This, I Quit!" Stories

Sometimes folks hit their capacity for how much absurdity they'll put up with while on the job, and decide to quit thereafter. These people found their limits, and their exits were certainly carried out in memorable fashion. 

AskReddit replies to people's "screw this, I quit!" stories.
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An Author's Imaginative Thread On Doritos' Supernatural Origins

Author, Chuck Wendig's, wild and imaginative Twitter thread about the spooky origins of Doritos, and how they "bake souls" into their chips is clearly a silly reference to the recent Twitter thread about the electric origins of Triscuits. That being said, this is just the kind of absurd rabbit hole that is clearly a ton of nonsense, that we enjoy.

Twitter thread from a guy who investigates the origins of Doritos.
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Lazy Dude Thinks He's Ant Overlord, Ants Humble Him

This is easily one of the most bizarre TIFU's we've read. Sounds like lazy dude was prone toward making messes around his room, and wanted to continue his lazy lifestyle so badly that he left his cleaning duties up to the ants. Well, those ants had to find a place to crash. And oh boy, they did: within his keyboard. 

Lazy guy thinks that he's an ant overlord, and ends up learning they live in his keyboard.
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The Worst Compliments People Have Received

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to describe the worst compliments they've ever received. It turns out people can come up with some absolutely awful compliments. These are all wonderful examples of word vomit, in action. 

People describe the worst compliments they've received | _WhoTheFuckAml_ 23h One my seniors once told reminded him his younger self problem is he is like worst guy my office hurt .
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Woman Wonders if She's a Jerk For Booking Entire Row For Broken Leg

Flying can be a stressful experience already, and problem flyers can cause some drama. This woman asked the internet if she was wrong to stick to her guns and maintain her dominion over the seats she paid for. If she wasn't injured and hadn't paid for the seats things might be different, but as it stands it seems pretty clear.

Woman books full row of seats for broken leg and asks internet if she's wrong.
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Choosing Beggar Wants To Hijack Couple's Ride To Wedding

The level of entitlement at play here is truly off the charts. Seriously, it sounds like this choosing beggar expected the couple to not use the ride that they had sorted months in advance. Ridiculous. 

A choosing beggar wants to hijack a ride that a couple had set up to the wedding, months in advance | Hi guys, just about (Bride's) wedding middle trying arrange my travel wedding have spoken Lift Giver) and she has said might be too squashed with everyone car want avoid making(Lift Giver) feel awkward by letting anyone down so wondered One would feel, since both drive, about driving one cars down so everyone is able go can't afford whole family attend hence why am just going x
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Man Discovers Everybody Doesn't Have Internal Dialogue

Kyle happened upon quite the startling discovery, when he realized that not everyone has an internal dialogue process. Some folks in fact have non-verbal thoughts, and need to consciously verbalize them. Yes, some folks need to talk out loud at the mirror to have a pep talk with themselves. Trippy, for some. Kyle's day was apparently all shook up, and the world as he saw it, had changed. 

Guy discovers that not everyone has an internal dialogue.
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Tinder Triumphs And Failures Of Epic Proportions

Tinder is an bottomless pit of hopeless romantics and cheesy pickup line peddlers all playing around with one another, and on occasion, taking it seriously. You're just as apt to find yourself in the middle of an absolutely absurd conversation, as you are in one with someone who seems like they could actually be a meaningful connection. These triumphs and failures didn't fail to keep us entertained in the slightest. 

A collection of wins and fails from different people on Tinder | Rachel, 20 1 mile away active 14 minutes ago About Rachel tbh just want get some free chipotle out this | Samantha, 21 7 miles away Active 1 day ago Standing tall at 5'2 want do adult things with whispers* taxes *panting softly* pay mortgage *moans* make sure turned off all lights, our utility bill fucking $300 this month
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Most Interesting Things Previous Occupants Have Left Behind

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to discuss the most interesting things that they've left behind. As it turns out, some people leave behind some real gems. There's that, and then more sinister things that you'd probably wish you never crossed paths with in the first place. 

People share the most interesting things that they've seen previous tenants leave behind | Lockshala 15h As kid, my parents moved into former Minnesota Vikings lineman's house and he left PS1 with bunch games. Great dude, imo
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This woman got on a flight and proceeded to stir up all kinds of toxic energy. Her blind entitlement and rude behavior to all those around her, resulted in her ultimately being kicked off the flight. On top of that, it sounds like her name was removed from a website referencing where she worked. Interesting. 

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Seth Rogen discovered the depths of his Alexa device's capacity for generating a variety of farts. You haven't really lived yet until you've heard Alexa unleash a "difficult fart." 

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Dude Has Fun With Text Message Scammer

This guy decided to have some fun with a text message scammer who hollered his way. As long as the scammers are around and trying to catch unsuspecting folks with their various antics, it's fun to see people flip it back and waste their time as well. 

Dude messes with text message scammer in hilarious ways.
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"It's Not Stupid if it Works" Moments

We like to think solutions have to be as complicated as the problems themselves, but sometimes a seemingly stupid solution is exactly what you need. Where there's a will, there's a way, and sometimes resourceful DIY solutions don't look pretty, but they work. 

Stupid solutions that worked.
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Guy Falls Asleep On Train, Tries To Evade Fare, Conductor Isn't Fooled

The conductor went full Sherlock Holmes in this highly entertaining Twitter thread from @comedylopez. It sounds like the sleepy dude almost pulled off his game of trying to fool the conductor, when it came to the matter of where he boarded the train. Ultimately, the conductor had an eagle eye and impressive ability at connecting the dots. 

Guy falls asleep on the train, tries to evade fare, conductor can't be tricked.
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Spelling So Bad It's Creative

We live in a world where spelling doesn't seem to be a high priority, and that leads us to some spelling fails that would make the dictionary quit. These invented words are definitely decipherable, but also a little embarrassing. Sometimes these spelling fails make us question public schools.

Funny misspelled words on signs.
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DoorDash Employee Promised Extra Compensation, Never Gets It

This DoorDash employee was trying to figure out what happened to the extra compensation they were promised. It would appear that the promise was as good as empty air, nothingness, cause it never came around to be fulfilled. Nope. No extra compensation. Instead, a frustrating, grueling process experienced by the hard-working DoorDash employee to try and get the money that they'd been assured would be provided. 

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