A recent AskReddit thread has people sharing what kinds of weird and/or unexpected stuff their partners did in the middle of sex, that just killed the sexy times vibe for them. Hard to imagine getting going with someone licking your eyeball. That was probably the weirdest foreplay situation we came across while browsing through the replies on this thread. 

We've got some fresh Tinder wins and fails from the world's lot of hopeless romantics and people actually managing to find some success in the strange world of modern dating. It's hard to say whether all the apps are actually helping the cause, or just getting in people's way. 

The internet is figuratively dripping with cursed images to make you cringe. From no-context weirdness to awful things done to food, to absolutely wild stock images, there's stuff out there that will make your internet-addled brain finally feel something. How do weird images make you feel? Not necessarily wonder or even outright disgust, but just...discomfort.

If you're afraid of being buried alive, this post isn't for you. Just thinking about this brings on anxiety. 

We hope by now you've heard about the viral meme sensation that is "Storm Area 51." A joke of an event organized on Facebook that's already accumulated hundreds of thousands of people confirming to attend. We're thinking it's highly unlikely that any Kyles actually show up for this, but we will absolutely take all of the hilarious memes inspired by the event. Area 51 just wasn't ready for all these memes. 

Tour guides see tourists do some really dumb things. If there's one thing to take away from these, it's that tourists are dumb. Not just kinda dumb. But like, real simple. Like, can't find their own ass kind of dumb. After a while it gets sad realizing these are the kind of people who represent you around the world.

There's a very logical reason for why the chicken named HeiHei in Moana is so unbelievably dumb. The behind-the-scenes explanation for the lovable character in the movie is almost as epic as the journey the chicken ends up joining in the first place. HeiHei is the real MVP. He's one stupid chicken, but damn we love him. 

A recent AskReddit thread calls out various companies for sticking a big old middle finger to their customers. Seriously though. Why you gotta privatize a human right like water, Nestle? The chill is terribly low with these companies. 

MiddleClassFancy lives to make fun of every Chile's lovin', ranch eatin', office-joke makin' middle class person out there. So if you like mowing the lawn and enjoy the casual experience of eating at Olive Garden, get ready to be made fun of. We can't deny that one or two of these got us.

Sure, it's not like any of these happened against all odds, but it's still fun to see. These are some good old fashioned everyday lucky moments and really close saves.Yeah, it's not winning the lottery, but it's still rare and satisfying to get an avocado with minimal to no pit. 

A rare Tumblr post that actually doesn't bash millennials for ruining another industry. Wow. 

In case you missed it, there's a viral Facebook event dominating headlines right now, and it's about hundreds of thousands of people signing up for storming Area 51. The memes have never been better. We just sincerely hope that no lunatics out there are actually giving serious consideration toward jeopardizing their safety over trying to storm a heavily guarded military base. Don't do it, Kyle. 

I'd expect something like this from someone named Francis!