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19 Times The Dark Humored "Jumper Cables Guy" Trolled Reddit

He's Reddit's Ken M of jumper cables. AskReddit is a place for people to share stories. These long lists of comments and responses have given rise to a few local celebrities, one being rogersimon10, a user whose existence is bent on railroading any conversation into a joke about his dad beating the living crap out of him, always with jumper cables.

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Fire Department Shows Up When Guy Digs Dangerously Deep For His Dad Joke

You know things are getting far too real, when amidst your desperate dig to understand a misfired dad joke, you're digging up ancient WW2 artifacts. Yes, that is how far down this ridiculous tale descends. And it honestly sounds pretty amazing. You might call it a fail, but this could just as easily be painted as a win. Potentially fiery crisis averted! 

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Nobody could've been ready for the King of Beards to make his appearance. Mere mortals were possessed with nervous excitement, and the crowd was caught up in an uproar, at the sight of a man drinking tea through his beard. 

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Tumblr Thread Spotlights How Crazy It Is That Court Reporters Can Keep Straight Faces

Court reporters have criminally resilient poker faces. The wild stuff they hear in the courtroom is enough to break down the most hardened of stoic expressions, yet there they are, staring off, listlessly into their papers, noting it all for someone to read through, later on. The real question, is whether you'd hear outbreaks of laughter behind those closed doors. Cause, damn. Some of these are truly unbelievable. If you enjoyed this little segment, check out some of the strangest legal questions lawyers have been asked, over here!

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30+ Disastrous Pranks and Fails to Make You Thankful You're Not These People

Life is a constant struggle against the cold pit of failure. It's hard enough not to screw up on a normal day, but when people are out here actively trying to trick you, then there's almost nothing keeping you from looking stupid. So here's to not being anyone caught up in all this nonsense. And if you wanna see more people's days go bad, here's some more of that.

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15 Dishonest Pricks Who Failed At Weaving Their Web Of Lies Without Getting Called Out

These liars didn't put enough thought into how they'd present their fragile construct of lies to the online world. You see, the truth-defending warriors of the internet have an uncanny knack for digging up the truth. Crazy things like Google make the task a whole lot easier. 

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18 Crazily Unlikely Occurrences People Had Happen to Them

There's a lot of people in the world, so it's a statistical certainly that some really, really, ridiculously rare crap is gonna happen to someone out there. Whether it's getting struck by lightning, something worse, or just winning some weird sweepstakes, there are some crazy unlikely stories out there.

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Sugar withdrawals are no joke, dude. This woman needs sweet juice, and it sounds like that horrendous liquid she was served, isn't even close. 

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Smooth Tinder Match Choose-Your-Own-Adventures His Way to Victory

You thought Tinder was about having a clever pick-up line or being rich, handsome or tall? Okay, those might help but also all you need is a good imagination and the ability to write a quick story about a duck. Hopefully this doesn't end in unsolicited duck pics.

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19 Times Poor Spellers Kicked English in the Crotch

You wouldn't believe how long people go without knowing how their favorite figures of speech are actually spelled. Sure, some words are definitely hard to spell, but in the age where you can just google it, things go from zero to idiot in no time.

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16 Sign-Wielding Protesters with Senses Of Humor

When they saw something that didn't seem right, these people took to the streets with signs of their own. With a few of these, it's not really clear what people are protesting here. Some of them just seem to be happy to be holding a sign. 

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Sit back and watch the 50s become the 60s before your very eyes. You can watch her (the chosen research subject) try to explain what she's experiencing, seeing to Dr. Sidney Cohen, who administered LSD to her at the Los Angeles Veterans Hospital. It would seem to be a hopeless cause, as people suggest, the only way he'd have fully understood, would've been to have taken the LSD himself. 

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13 Funny British Reaction Tweets That Will Make You Want A Pint At The Pub

These distinguished, tea-soaked tweets are brimming with the tasty tidbits of British culture that can at times, seem so different from the rest of the world. You might find yourself chewing on an idea in the back of your head halfway through this list, to make some power moves to the nearest pub to drink down your afternoon with a steady procession of pint glasses in hand. 

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29 Delectable Looking Objects That Are Totally Not for Eating

Some of this stuff looks absolutely delicious, but watch out, it's probably an inedible gemstone. The people at r/forbiddensnacks are very serious about finding all the delicious looking non-food objects in our world, and can you blame them? These molds, landscapes and cleaning products look great.

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25 Hilarious Senior Quotes That Should Count for College Credit

Graduating high schoolers have a pretty good sense of humor. Little do they know, they're about to be dropped into the barren, cold tundra of real life, or go to college and face a life of crippling debt. With all the *interesting* paths life can lead you after high school, we're glad that they have something to laugh about.

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21 Wholesome Times Patrick Stewart And Sir Ian McKellen's Friendship Was A Gift To The World

The friendship we can see between Patrick Stewart And Sir Ian McKellen's a royally wholesome treasure to the madness of the online world. These two worldwide celebrities look a lot like many of us might, when we're just out on the town, busying ourselves with having fun with friends. 

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