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Twitter Thread: Quarantine Personalities as Star Trek Characters

Dr. Tanya Harrison laid out how a lot of us are dealing with self-isolation but in terms of Star Trek: The Next Generation characters. Sadly, more than a few of us are Geordis. For some other Star Trek stuff, here's a discussion of why no one on the Enterprise has pockets, and here are Tumblr's questions about gay Klingons.

Quarantine coping mechanisms as star trek characters twitter thread | Dr. Tanya Harrison o @tanyaofmars 9m quarantine coping mechanisms as #StarTrek characters thread Picard: rWearing work clothes despite working home Thrilled not have children around rReading Shakespeare epic quotes t7 14 50
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That's the desperate face of a dog that knows what happened the last time he visited a healthcare professional. First you think he's being overly dramatic for wanting to avoid the vet, then you realize, "what, when was the last time I went to the doctor?"

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Awkward Brain Errors that Embarrassed People

Maybe you didn't get enough sleep or maybe you were just on autopilot. There are a lot of reasons to make extremely simple, stupid mistakes that make you look like a complete idiot to strangers. It can even happen when you literally forget what you are holding in each hand and end up throwing a cup of hot coffee on your bed.

Funny stupid mistakes people made when they weren't thinking | Kayne not Kanye @kaynecaraway blanked whenI got counter at Starbucks and said "vodka soda" and she said "huh" and said "huh" and then stared at each other until remembered there coffee.
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Nasty Coworkers Try To Get Employee Fired, Employee Takes Revenge

Man, this just sounds like an overall terrible place to work. The employee is honestly better off. 

Coworkers try to get an employee fired, so the employee takes revenge | r/pettyrevenge Join u/[deleted 199d 1 couple coworkers got fired while going through breakup my time shine. This happened last Thursday working on job had been on about 2 months now plumbing apprentice, so typically aren't supposed be on phone on job. However going through pretty nasty breakup, and upset about wasn't on my phone too much though only responded few times had minute do so, and took one phone call lasted all 2
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Entitled Lady Wants Lamb For Free

Wow, apparently the other free food being offered was not enough. Nope, this entitled lady needed to have that lamb for free. Just reading through this exchange, one can pick up a feeling of hopelessness when it comes to reasoning with these kinds of people. 

It's as if they've unconsciously devoted their time toward looking for a problem, wherever they can create one in the world. And when they're met with acts of genuine helpfulness, they skim right over it, to make noise where no noise need be made. Oh well. 

An entitled lady wants a lamb for free | Hello s l've just got know general secretary Newwave STS NGO put up request last week about changing free food menu. No ine likes eat fish everyday. Also please buy new blueberry extract sanatizer lon sanitizer is just pathetic. My husband doesn't like smell
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Office Food Thief Defeated By Nanny Cam

It's simple, just don't steal other people's food! Unfortunately, that bit of common sense and decency is lost on some particularly entitled people. In this case though, we get to see a pro revenge unfold, and ultimately an office food thief defeated by the trusted nanny cam. 

An office food thief gets outed by a nanny cam | r/ProRevenge Join u/[deleted 104d 1 2 3 1 had an office food thief. So bought nanny cam couple things about made really suck have food thief have lot food allergies, so can't just get lunch at cafeteria or at nearby restaurant
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Tumblr Thread: Some People Are Born Metal

This fun Tumblr thread has people sharing their experiences with bullies that were trying to stir up a reaction from them. As it turns out, some people are just born into a state of existence that can't be bothered to give a rip. Not reacting to someone's intentionally rude behavior that was carried out strictly to get that rise out of you, might actually be the best way to get a rise out of them. That, or they'll just wake up and have the moment of realizing that they have no idea why they did what they did in the first place. 

Check out some more fun and totally random gems from the minds of Tumblr over here.

A funny Tumblr thread about how some folks are just born metal | biggest-gaudiest-patronuses 5th grade some boys hid my desk boys bathroom confused got school and missing, so just sat on floor and read my book until teacher came and made them put back realize now they were trying trick into go into boys bathroom, but no one actually told s where my desk and didn't occur ask.
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Tumblr Thread: Nice Tumblr User Clears Up Case Of Food Allergies

As it turns out itchy is indeed not a flavor. It's basic knowledge like this that can come in handy for folks that are otherwise operating without that wonderful thing called common sense. 

Tumblr user clears up a case of food allergies for a guy | circusbutch orange juice is superior beverage bc makes ur tongue feel like u ate bunch ants which reminds my childhood would put ants my mouth and eat em except this time tastes good too spacefroggity Hey op think probably allergic citrus?
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Neighbor Hammers Nails Into Family's Fence, Family Redecorates Neighbor's Garden

We've always loved a good tale of neighbor revenge. This one right here is nothing short of being nuclear in nature. Sounds like the one neighbor was all kinds of rude and insensitive, really just channeling that "inner Karen." Well, the family was having none of it, and ultimately decided to enact their revenge when the neighbor was out of town. That revenge looked like a malicious redecorating of the neighbor's garden. They went so far as to plant a ton of high pollen weed, poison ivy, and poison oak. We can only imagine what the epic tantrum must've looked like. 

Neighbor hammers huge nails into family's fence, so family redecorates neighbor's garden | r/NuclearRevenge Join u/RavensArts 277d 1 S 1 Drive Long Sharp Nails Into My Fence? Kill My Vine? Enjoy Weeds My Siblings With! Not sure if this counts as Nuclear, but told post here, so here goes. TL;DR: at bottom This happened summer 1974 4 yrs old.
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Moments Teachers Realized Kids Were Gifted

Someone on AskReddit got a thread going about the times that teachers realized kids were gifted. Sometimes the signs are just too obvious to miss. 

Teachers describe the moments that they realized kids were gifted | CountPeter 4h used put math joke/puzzle corner white board. Essentially 3 Golden Triangle numbers arranged triangle, and puzzle which gave letter as result middle short an Illuminati joke had this up quite few classes, with nobody being able guess on earth Until last class day student who suffered particularly invasive Autism just came took maybe 3 seconds at most, and then laughed saying "Why have drawn illuminati symbol on boa
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Stories of People's Unparalleled Dumbness

Sometimes we don't give people enough credit for how stupid they are all the time, but luckily we have some classic facepalm moments of incompetence to back it up. For more stories of unparalleled dumbness, here are some dumb things people did at stores, as well as some of the dumbest questions people have been asked.

Stories of people being dumb | Bclay85 42.8k points 3 days ago worked at bank. Mobile depositing had just became thing received picture someones cash deposit. Yea..
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Twitter Thread: Librarian's Insights About The General Public

This librarian offered up their various insights they've picked up from observing the general public that flows in and out of the library. All kinds of endearing moments. Whether it's the couple bickering over each other's competing tastes, or the young adult who just had their world open up upon graduating to an "adult", and being able to read anything. 

A librarian shares their various insights about the general public in a Twitter thread | 21st Century Gorgon 2 @grumpwitch Things have learned about general public whilst working at library: 1 huge number people under 20 can't read face clocks, having grown with only digital one. dn 2. Many people don't know spell "library s our email address. This causes problems 16:41 15/05/2019 Twitter Android 11.2K Retweets 26.2K Likes
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Ridiculous Moments of Tech Illiteracy

Sure, we're not all geniuses with computers. But at this point in time, when computers have been a necessity for most households and workplaces for a few decades, it's a little ridiculous when someone doesn't know that you can't print a clickable link. Tech support gets some ridiculous requests, and some of them are even mean, like this Karen who had her bluff called and had her website deleted.

Funny moments where people didn't understand technology | IIIIIIIIIIII 6.3k points 23 hours ago There are few people here at work who will take picture at job site, print picture, scan picture their email copier, and then forward email recipient.
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Woman Bests Water Department Workers

Nothing warms the heart like a nice case of petty revenge. It's amazing it took them a whole year to notice. 

Woman bests water department workers in petty revenge | r/pettyrevenge Join u/Angrycat11111 ly Stupid woman bests water department workers My ex husband and bought our home his parents. They had house built 50's years, father law wanted install shutoff valve utility room know, shut off water whole house do some repairs. Plumber told him would cost large amount money because they could not find shut off city water main at street buffalo box k/ water main shut off valve. Since buffalo box MIA, the
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Forgetful Friend Leaves Mac And Cheese At Home In The Oven

Now THAT was a rollercoaster. The forgetful friend really inspired the panic when they shared that they left the mac and cheese at home, in the oven, with a dog there. Fortunately, said oven was left off. So a solid and ridiculous false alarm. 

Forgetful friend leaves their mac and cheese at home in the oven | Deb Are on way? Yeah left 45 minutes ago. Should be there about an hour Got everything have gifts? Yes u turned off water back? Yes christ not dumb do think have mac n cheese prepared? OMG OMGOMGOMG
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