"... the recording said that 'this call may be monitored for quality or training purposes.' The guy FLIPPED out during the call, that s**t's totally going on Youtube!"

"No sir, go to the start menu. It's the little Windows icon in the bottom of the screen... no, sir, it keeps disappearing because you're double-clicking."

"Would you like to hear about our premium membership offering today?"

I prefer herptiles to amphibians, myself.

I need a big nerd like you to help me out with a few things!

"So, like, the "AC" adapter cools the computer off, right?"

"Wow, Mom. Really?"

"Neighme, please?"