Of all the blob-people, the Tech Support guy is the only one who's frowning when he's introduced. He can see it coming.
"Hello, yes, the cup holder on my PC is broken and I was wondering if..."
"Excuse me? I'm not stupid, I have brains! I just wanted to know..."
"This is ridiculous. I refuse to be condescended to. I'm taking my consumer dollars to your competitors."