On Hold With Customer Service?

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On Hold With Customer Service?
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"If I have to listen to smooth jazz while on hold for 45 minutes, I'm at least going to do something fun on my laptop while I wait!"

"No, No, Wait! Here's the Best Part..."

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"No, No, Wait! Here's the Best Part..."
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"... the recording said that 'this call may be monitored for quality or training purposes.' The guy FLIPPED out during the call, that s**t's totally going on Youtube!"

Faith in Humanity -50

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Faith in Humanity -50
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"No sir, go to the start menu. It's the little Windows icon in the bottom of the screen... no, sir, it keeps disappearing because you're double-clicking."

"Good Afternoon Sir, My Name is Dave, How Can I Help You?"

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"Good Afternoon Sir, My Name is Dave, How Can I Help You?"
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"Would you like to hear about our premium membership offering today?"

Hey, Doucheweed!

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Hey, Doucheweed!
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I need a big nerd like you to help me out with a few things!