"Good Afternoon Sir, My Name is Dave, How Can I Help You?"

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"Would you like to hear about our premium membership offering today?"

Well, That's About All I Need to Know

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Have You Tried Turning it Off and On Again?

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It's safe to say that most IT guys are power Googlers.

Better Buy a Lotto Ticket Now!

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You Need a Bachelor's Durrgree For This Kind of Work

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I prefer herptiles to amphibians, myself.

Why Don't You Get It? I Just Want It Fast, Like Yours, and I Don't Want to Pay Anything

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Hardware whizzing: sometimes it's less about MacGyver skills and more about your bank account.

~OLJ

Be Sure to Keep Your Phone OFF of Vibrate, Sir...

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You'll want to hear when the guy whose interviewing you for your new job calls...