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caffeine,don't cross me,coffee,i'll cut you,monday thru friday
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If you get in my way, there's a very good chance I'll sacrifice my first cup of coffee by pouring it over your head. The second cup will be used for victory-sipping and I will have NO REGRETS.

coffee,intravenous,IV
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job fails - coffeeiv

Intravenous? But I'll miss the flat, stale taste of coffee that's been sitting in the breakroom all weekend!

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