coffee

break room,coffee,Rage Comics
By Unknown
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If they can make coffee disappear so easily, can they pull more out of a hat?

caffeine,don't cross me,coffee,i'll cut you,monday thru friday
By Unknown
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If you get in my way, there's a very good chance I'll sacrifice my first cup of coffee by pouring it over your head. The second cup will be used for victory-sipping and I will have NO REGRETS.

coffee,coffee machine,funeral,getting attached
By The Moofie
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From the submitter:

[blockquote]"The old and creaky Coffee pot leaked its last leak on the plywood stand. In it's place we got a sleek new model that has an automatic brew. The funeral was held on a Wednesday in the afternoon. The mourners gathered to share in their greif. Mr. Coffee senior had no living relatives and got awarded with the medal of 'I've lived for too long'"[/blockquote]

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