What about 27 different instances of accidental damage? How about that?

After 2041, Starbucks' logo will just be blank white.

"Hang on, I've got just the thing for you guys! ... Damn, don't tell me I forgot to bring my TV! Oh well, sorry guys, never mind."

@America catch me if u can l0sers lololollolololo

3 seconds ago near Abbottabad, Pakistan

"F**k."

Here is my handle, here is my 3-year extended warranty for only $299.99 extra.