apple

apple,close,computer,exit,logout,program,wait what,yo dawg
By Unknown
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

Windows programs: Hit close, program takes eight minutes to close because of junk scripts and bad memory issues.

Apple programs: Well, just take a look above.

Linux programs: Search on various internet forums to figure out how to close a program for twenty minutes, at which point you realize you forgot to add the extra .dll which adds the logout shortcut. Once installed, closes perfectly every time.

apple,im-a-little-teapot,price gouging,reaction guys,teapot
By Unknown
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

Here is my handle, here is my 3-year extended warranty for only $299.99 extra.

apple,Chart,comparison,Hall of Fame,ipad,pros and cons
By Unknown
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

Because apples are delicious and nutritious, neither of which are qualities of which the iPad or a rock can boast.

Woo, look at me, being all fancy and not leaving my prepositions at the end of sentences. I should be shamed off the internet.

~OLJ

Back to Top