The boss gets an office. And he's better than you. Just look at how much better his door is. Oh, it's a crappy door? Well YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A DOOR.
All duck families have an ugly member, even the man-made tourist-trap ones.
It's a brilliant idea. Now all it needs is a name.
Or would this be my drunk bathroom? I really can't tell. Either way, there's no way it's sanitary.
Huh, look at that. It's not turning on. What a surprise. ~NSHA
Whatever, I was competing in fixie multiple-lance tournaments before it was cool. ~Not-So-Handy Andy