From the submitter:
wife: Honey, I want a dual showerhead so we can shower together. husband: Well, I have been trying to use up every plumbing part I have. wife: Ooh, and I can use my hair net to stop the leak
Just because you're the landlord doesn't mean you have any idea what you're doing.
It's just my twin brother. We've been pretty close for a while.
I'm going to take a shot in the dark and guess that's exactly what you did.
Don't worry, this design is just as safe as their other ones. ~NSHA
At the very least you're missing some quotation marks. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
THOSE WERE YOUR CHILDREN!