Because Thieves Never Carry Tools

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cars,locked up,security,wheels
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And they'd really want your rusted, Russian-made monstrosity to begin with.

~NSHA

It Works For Pants

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bikes,belts,security,there I fixed it
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That is En-tire-ly Unnecessary

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motorcycle,safety,security,tire
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No, wheely.

A Twist in the Chain

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chain,Close Enough,Professional At Work,security,zip tie
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Stay Where I Can See You

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locked up,school bus,security
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Be careful, there are schoolchildren about.

~NSHA

Stoopid Security Systems

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door lock,lock,security,slide lock
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I think I got stupider just from looking at this.

Someday, Lock and Antenna Will Be Together

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cars,locked up,padlock,security
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I think the biggest kludge is the steering wheel on the other side. How does that happen???

~NSHA