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locked up Professional At Work security - 5126783232
By Unknown
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They were so close to stealing the whole extension cord.

~NSHA

chain g rated Hall of Fame overkill remote security television there I fixed it - 5792350976
By Casey
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From the submitter:

So I get up today and the kids are up before me watching TV. That's fine, it Sunday, got to sleep in, figured I go check my email and puts around online for a few. Later I go into the living room, to turn the TV so I can start watching Game highlights before the Super Bowl, but can not find the remote. I mean I searched everywhere. The usual places... In the couch cushions, under the couch, behind the couch and behind the TV.... nowhere to be found.

bad puns bathroom kludge dual use pencil security - 4963804928
Via: genericmalefilipino.tumblr.com
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Did I just make a pun about writing utensils and poop, based on a popular idiom? Yes. Yes I did. You're welcome.

~NSHA

cars holding it up security - 5491970560
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From the submitter

Just happy this isn't my car. It was actually being driven. The driver used a rope to keep the door closed while driving.

anti-theft car hood lock security - 5737713152
By Unknown
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Mufflers are making a killing on the black market right now.

~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack