You seem to treat your electronics so well. Must be a shame to have something break that you care about so much.
A rare glimpse at the device that makes that "wub" sound.
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It's adjustable! It's collapsable! It... weighs more than the computer?
Y'know how a nickname for a computer is a box? Well, there you go.