Nice and streak-free though!
I tried to take the back rest to land on a cushion. This is why I'm posting this from the hospital.
With gifts like this, it's a surprise that Tiger's mistresses didn't come forward sooner. BOOM! 2009 HUMOR!
Don't worry, the only things that can get through those are liquids and fire. You'll be FINE.
From the submitter:
Scanner bracing the Christmas tree up against the wall after one of the base legs broke off. Oh, and the tree skirt is a blanket with snowflakes on it.