Just a Spoon Full of Visibility, Please

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I'm pretty sure any other utensil facing other direction would be more effective than this. ~NSHA

In Case of Emergency, Use The Phone Tree

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I'm going to go out on a limb and say no one is going to answer this.

~NSHA

Because Reheating It In The Microwaves Blows

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If I had the choice to make one public service announcement, it would be warning people against microwaving leftover pizza. "Crispy Crust or Bust!" I'm still working on the slogan.

~NSHA

I Can Think of at Least 1 Reason Not to go on Vacation

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Although, your friends will never believe the old "but my only suitcase is the foundation of my house" excuse. ~Not-So-Handy Andy