"I'm sorry sir, we're all sold out of segway trailers for Rolls Royces."
"But how am I supposed to get down the dock to my water jetpack?"
I thought Yellow 5 made things shrink, not grow?
I think you can go frugaler. Make it 1-ply, cut it into thirds. Should last a month.
Now that you've saved some money, you can co out and buy yourself a decent beer.
That awkward moment when his wife walks in and the cow leg is stuck halfway in the grinder.