YOGA IS SO RELAXING

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I LIKE YOGA BECAUSE IT RELIEVES ME OF STRESS AND ENCOURAGES ME TO TAKE IT EASY AND STOP SHOUTING ALL TIME

Creepy Cupid: Best Not to Call Your Stalking a "Peep Show"

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Whenever you see a hot girl/guy on the street or in a store, just tell them "Thanks for the peep show!" You'll have their number in 5 seconds flat, GUARANTEED.

Just Because They're Asian Doesn't Mean They Read Manga

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Everything seemed pretty straightforward until I got to the last bullet point: "Traditional Ladies' education." What the hell does that mean? That she knows how to throw a cocktail party? Is there a Japanese-themed remake of My Fair Lady in the works?

Maybe It Was a Way of Telling You She Had Beans for Lunch

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Some people are so desperate, they see signs even where there aren't any. It's like the movie "A Beautiful Mind" except it'd be titled "A Sad and Desperate Mind."