Thinking of You

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Thinking of You
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I even tattooed you to my back!

Date Avoided

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Date Avoided
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From not taking the hint to propositioning with the word "bone." If he doesn't have herpes already, I'd be surprised.

I Sense a Reluctance to Keep Copying...

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I Sense a Reluctance to Keep Copying...
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I do this to six-year-olds all the time, except instead of "I love you" I say "I'm stupid and I pee my pants!" If I'm lucky they'll look confused and not know what to say. More often, though, they just say "Ewwww you're gross!" and I'll go "Curse you, six-year-old!"