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dating,ghetto,gift,relationships,shoes,valentine,Valentines day
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Today I learned that "foams" is slang for "shoes." I'm very white.

dating,dogs,jealous,jealousy,relationships
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Sleeping with the dog while texting is the best. Sometimes he'll text for you!

autocowrecks - dog balls texting (R-r-r-repost!)

cheating,dating,grammar,grammar nazi,relationships,wrong number,your,youre
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Dear Diary, today a stranger generously corrected my grammar for me. I learned valuable lessons about parts of speech and I hope my spoken English adheres more faithfully to standard usage. Thank you, kind stranger, thank you.

AutocoWrecks,bomb,crush,dating,demotivational,flirting,g rated,Hall of Fame,metaphor,relationships,surgeon,texting
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In this analogy, the exploding bomb is the girl replying "Ewww, gross, you're a creepy schmuck and I award you two out of ten hottie points" and ignoring me. My bomb-ravaged body represents my self-esteem.

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