From the submitter:
I had a new phone number for several months, and it seemed to belong to a girl (probably hot).
Then I received this.
Women attract, men mostly repel.
I'm not sure the rage face in the fourth panel means what you think it means... unless I'm reading this story in completely the wrong way.
So my fiance really wants to have a baby.
I'm not sure "really wants" is strong enough, dude. "Passionately craves" might be closer.
When even people who profess their love via video game characters find the "arrow to the knee" line hard to swallow, you know that joke has probably run its course.
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