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By the time you find yourself asking the recipient of your cheesy pickup line to answer you, it's already too late.

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Sometimes I think cheesy texting (chexting) is the worse thing in the world, but then I stumble across some corny texting (coxting) or some cutesy texting (cuxting) that's even worse. And I can never, ever forget some of the terrible lovey-dovey texting (loxting-doxting) and sappy texting (sappxting) conversations I've read. Basically I'm annoyed by all of them.

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Women's lady-bits are like roses, all of them lovely and each of them unique in their own special way. But to men, they're just a bunch of flowers ripe for vigorous plucking.

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The most sensitive area of a man's body might be his testicles, but his hairline runs a close second.

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