Ain't That Some Sh*t

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It'd still be a fail even if s/he hadn't missed the "r" in "shirts." YES SMELLING OTHER PEOPLE'S SHIRTS IS CREEPY.

That's the Last Time I Ask About Condominiums

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Condoms: cheaper than cardboard boxes, and more waterproof! Available in a variety of accommodating sizes. Ask your realtor today!

We All Know 300 Had Homoerotic Undertones Anyway

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I'd actually be more impressed if he said "This is Spartaaaaaaaaa" while licking someone's balls. It'd probably sound something more like "Thith ith Thpartaaaaaaaaflgngh"