Oh god he's getting out the saddle. RUN! RUN AWAY!
[via Cyanide & Happiness]
It'd still be a fail even if s/he hadn't missed the "r" in "shirts." YES SMELLING OTHER PEOPLE'S SHIRTS IS CREEPY.
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I'd actually be more impressed if he said "This is Spartaaaaaaaaa" while licking someone's balls. It'd probably sound something more like "Thith ith Thpartaaaaaaaaflgngh"
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