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If you haven't heard, Kanye West has some money troubles. He's apparently $53 million in debt and asking people like Mark Zuckerberg to invest in his ideas. Pizza Hut has another suggestion for Mr. West. Or at least someone on their social media team does.

In response to one of his weird Twitter rants, Pizza Hut UK tweeted at Kanye offering him a job. Not an advertisement deal, mind you, but a minimum wage pizza making job. Kanye hasn't responded, and I can't decide if the whole thing is well played, or trying too hard. What do you think?

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Thirty Dumb Memes For You And Yours

Lo and behold, it's been more than six months of this lockdown BS and life still really sucks here in America. We're all still miserable AF, and it seems like we'll never be free of this crap. So this is a friendly reminder to wear your damn mask. Now let's get on with the memes.

Funny random memes | Got No Chill @usamaixm Guess movie jvasq14 Bird box? Marvel's the Avengers | If 2020 hula hoop barbed wire
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People's Best "No Power Here" Moments

Someone on AskReddit got a fun thread going about the times that egotistical people got reminded that they "have no power here." Well, the thread isn't all egomaniacs. Sometimes, it's a case of someone literally not having power. Like the homie that couldn't pay his electricity bill because he couldn't access the internet he needed to get the job done. It can be a deeply satisfying experience to watch someone who was power tripping all over the place get put in necessary check. 

A collection of times that egotistical people got put in their place | letsgingerale my electricity got shut off and couldn't submit claim on their website because had no power
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Twitter Thread: Star Trek and the Inhumanity of Gig Economies

Twitter user _danilo uses an example from Star Trek to explain some of the dangers of having an industry that lacks face-to-face interaction with its own workers. It's scary enough to imagine your job being done by a cold, calculating robot, but what if your boss's job was done by a cold, calculating robot? For something with more Star Trek fun and less technocratic dread, here's an awesome Tumblr post on how hard humans go in Star Trek.

Twitter thread on danger of tech in gig economies | Frisco Uplink @_danilo After premiere Picard name checked Bruce Maddox, decided head back and watch Measure Man, TNG S2E09. And turns out Maddox is bit tech bro. Startling well this holds up three decades later. This kind guy is still problem. | Frisco Uplink @_danilo As refresher Measure Man TNG at its hammiest, most thought provoking best courtroom drama where fate Data hinges on question whether he is sentient being deserving call basic
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Funny Tweets To Remember Later and Chuckle Quietly

Is there a word for "observation that seems poignant in the moment and then sort of gets instantly muddled into the background noise of your head, only to pop up at the most inappropriate moment?" If not, that's kind of what tweets are. That's not a bad thing, they're fun. Balls of wit make up some of the great funny tweets and tumblr gems to quote later.

funny tweets and random thoughts and observations | Rads @FeelingEuphoric THERAPIST: listen really need relax banging fists on table BUT CAN BE "BIRTHDAY CAKE" FLAVOR IF BIRTHDAY CAKE CAN BE ANY FLAVOR | Dan Sheehan ltsDanSheehan Being grandpa must be tough, some baby mispronounces word and suddenly name is Peepo last 30 years life
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (November 15, 2020)

Parenting comes with its highs and lows. Of course, no one talks about the highs because, let's face it, bragging parents are possibly one of the worst types of people on the planet. But the lows... well, everyone wants to hear about the lows because the lows are funny, especially when they're put on Twitter for the world to see. So, each week, we compile a list of the funniest parenting tweets we came across over the past seven days to give you a taste of the trials and tribulations (and occasional joys) of parenting. Scroll through this week's haul and then mosey on over to last week's to get more parenting survival tips and tricks.

funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Lauren Flans @LaurenFlans the orphan i adopted sucks at chess fml 8:07 AM Nov 13, 2020 · Twitter for Android 20.7K Retweets 2.1K Quote Tweets 293.5K Likes >
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Creative Posts From Internet Poets

Was "reading more" one of your failed New Year's resolutions? Well, we're going to let you in on a little secret: you don't have to buy books to indulge in the creativity of wordsmiths. Turns out that you can consume clever witticisms all over the internet. You just have to know where to look. Fortunately, the subreddit r/brandnewsentence makes that mission a little easier. It's a veritable hub of quirky writing that's been harvested from Twitter, Tumblr, and even the dreaded hellscape that is Facebook. We've put together some of their finest examples of creative writing, but there's loads more where these came from. Hell, they may even inspire you to get a little more funky with your own posts. Go crazy. We're here for a good time, not a boring time.

Funny memes, tweets, and tumblr posts collected from Reddit, r/brandnewsentence | Molly Hodgdon @Manglewood His kiss slow, but firm and unyielding like an old man backing his Lincoln Town OCar over handicapped parking sign. | Dylan Sprouse @dylansprouse Happy two year anniversary. Here's us looking more alike with each passing year until single beast with four arms and four legs runs at top speed 50mph and screams like baboon at nearby travelers trespassing into our woods many more!
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19 Head Shakingly Ridiculous Moments of Pure Facepalm

These instances might remind you that you're actually doing pretty well for yourself in the whole brain department. Hot damn, it's like life is a race to see who can do the dumbest thing ever. We absolutely love it. And boy people are dumb a lot.

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24 Zingers From The Wordsmiths Of Twitter

Ah, to be gifted with the skill of literary brevity. While we can't say we're capable of crafting short and sweet zingers, these Twitter users are more than adept at creating clever and punchy one or two-liners. In the words of The Office's Kevin Malone, "Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick."  

Funny and clever tweets, comedy, good tweets, twitter memes | schmox @lvoryGazelle [inventing tupperware] make with material never lets them forget one time they made spaghetti
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14 Tired Friday Work Memes For When You Just Wanna Go Home

Thank God it's mother-flippin' Friday! You're tired, we're tired, everyone's tired. You've worked all week and you deserve a break from reality! screw your job, go ham. Let's all take a moment to browse through these memes and thank our lucky stars that we don't have to be in the office tomorrow. I asked my wife if she ever fantasizes about me, she said yes.... about me taking out the trash, mowing the lawn, and doing the dishes, and signing the dam divorce papers. So as you go through this weekend, remember that as much as you are craving to get home, don't forget to count your blessings that you have a place to escape home from. So check out these various amazing work memes that detail how great, and how not, the week can be.


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