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Seriously, they should do another Brave Little Toaster movie where he's trapped in an office breakroom and has to listen to people whine about their job all day. Eventually all of the events shown on the sign happen, and for the finale he has a fight to the death with the fax machine. It can't be any worse than the premise for the sequel they already did:

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I feel bad for all the hipster iguanas out there.

It's so much better when disdain is explained to me through puns.

It might be human flesh, but it's food to someone.

Buddha would brew the pot exactly halfway, Zeus would drink the rest of the coffee and wait for someone else to fill it, and Shiva doesn't need any caffeine.