signs

Well, if you insist...

Infants will be terminated.

Today I learned that Olfaction is your sense of smell.

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/4/30/77b7ae8e-d38c-49f8-bb02-ae0f209d1584.jpg

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/2/9/918a2de2-08df-4a80-aa86-ffdefd61ea1e.jpg

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/6/9/db12ce95-6b2b-45c6-bccd-4ab46ae706dc.jpg

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/6/15/bacfb0c3-2a31-47ee-ae98-ee0f4d984a04.jpg

The only way to be more obvious is to hire a burly strongman (or -woman) to tackle you and rub your face with hand sanitizer before you leave the room.