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back to the future breakroom do not touch food signs - 5074428928
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Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan and told me that if I ate that tuna salad that he'd melt my brain.

~OLJ

breakroom coffee jesus religion signs - 4973862656
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Buddha would brew the pot exactly halfway, Zeus would drink the rest of the coffee and wait for someone else to fill it, and Shiva doesn't need any caffeine.

elevator fat signs stairs - 4794772224
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Though of course, if fat people avoid the stairs and take the elevator, wouldn't the fat get fatter and the fit get fitter?

out of order signs urinal vending machine - 4356554496
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I guess it is technically a "water" vending machine, right?