signs

I can has MOAR funny LOLcats?

Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan and told me that if I ate that tuna salad that he'd melt my brain.

~OLJ

Buddha would brew the pot exactly halfway, Zeus would drink the rest of the coffee and wait for someone else to fill it, and Shiva doesn't need any caffeine.

Though of course, if fat people avoid the stairs and take the elevator, wouldn't the fat get fatter and the fit get fitter?

/sarcasm

I guess it is technically a "water" vending machine, right?

Mercy flushes are a must.