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A collection of the funny fail texts that we need. | Person - @Onision 11m Take an IQ test. If is low, don't Onision tweet. Ever. Q 14 278 52 @Onision 13m will literally block being dumb discriminate heavily against people with low IQs. Onision 15 277 O 78

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funny "not my job" and "you had one job" moments | pipe installed in the air above a large rock boulder | single orange traffic cone before a pile of trees blocking the road

Impressively Unprofessional "Not My Job" Moments

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A boss' self importance ends up resulting in his own ultimate downfall | She saw him and made some excuses and spoke her manager. She basically said manager this guys pulling fast one He agreed manager: understand have been overcharged on some meat? Dick: Yes and want refund on double difference!

Boss' Self-Importance Results In His Own Undoing

A ridiculous tale of tech support from a maintenance guy who caused thousands in damage | r/talesfromtechsupport u/rhunter1980•4d Join Maintenance guy "fixed copier and causes several thousand s damage. Epic TL:DR Maintenance" guy thinks he's copier tech, FUBARS several thousand equipment and gives office toner makeover. Back worked as field repair tech our standard response time get customer within 24 business hours. If called on Friday late day most likely see monday morning/noon think this

Maintenance Guy "Fixes" Copier, Causes Thousands In Damage

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A customer's translation fail results in them repeatedly begging a bartender for nothing | r/tifu u/pzych_ TIFU by begging bar tender nothing M So this story happened about year ago, and requires some cultural context Ireland, there's been recent resurgence Irish language, and lot movement promote Irish speaking throughout countries. This resulted an Irish speaking bar being opened Dublin didn't grow up Ireland, so don't speak word Irish- but my best friend begging go with her this bar

Customer's Translation Fail Results In Begging Bartender For Nothing

Contractor manages to avoid a completely delusional choosing beggar | Thanks getting back so quickly, but price is way too high. My budget is around $5,000. Hi went over design, all materials chose were far over $5,000 custom tiles 60 x 30 are worth more than $5,000 alone, not mention all other things included Scope work.

Contractor Dodges Delusional Choosing Beggar

Company demands that their employee get to work on a broken bike. | r/MaliciousCompliance Join u/gaarmstrong318 19h 1 4 5 e 4 3 5 VOTE 4 VOTED 2 Broken down bike don't care get here meeting! L Edit people asking this is UK have full motorbike licence with no restrictions. Again thank likes and awards! Also if aren't going say something nice just move on okay? Let's all be decent humans :end edit So this is about just quick bit background exclusively ride motorbikes have not got car licence. LO

Company Demands Employee Get To Work On Broken Bike

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Girl tries to scam tenant out of rent money, and ends up paying thousands | r/ProRevenge u/Infinite_Number 1d Join 1 1 1 1 Try scam out rent money? Have fun paying back six times amount, losing all friends, and getting exposed lies Obligatory "not sure if this qualifies as pro but is definitely step above petty ultimate result did give immense satisfaction see this girl try scam fail terribly, and have face financial, social, and legal consequences. tl;dr at end, since this is long one. This

Girl Tries To Blackmail Tenant, Ends Up Paying Thousands

A funny Tumblr thread about timelessly funny internet references | headspace-hotel S headspace-hotel forget Internet things would be incomprehensible 2 years ago phenomenon where is appreciation Internet things could show someone 3000 BC and be almost sure they'd get kick out 1 headspace-hotel

Tumblr Thread: Timelessly Entertaining Internet Gems

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The Worst Business Practices People Have Seen

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The Bee Gees Storm Out Of Interview

Employee proves that museum's security needs to be revamped | So my boss once robbed museum prove point and honestly think she is my new role model. flamefriendsshipped If this gets notes l'll tell full story fandomlovingweirdo

Employee Points Out Security Concern, Nobody Listens, Robbery Ensues

Manager lays off a third of the team, expects remaining people to work harder, and it backfires | r/ProRevenge Join u/gaarmstrong318 1d 3 O1 S 1 2 Lay off third team and expect us work harder will see about So this happened sometime 2010's somewhere UK s all revealing worked medium sized PLC small team worked with sales department getting quotes had previously worked another team different department same company as well. This also includes elements malicious compliance l'll post this there as

Manager Fires Third Of Team, Expects Them To Work Harder, It Backfires

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Impressed Employee's Story About The Power Of His Coworker's Clipboard Will Make You Smile In Disbelief

Boss rejects employee's PC upgrade request, so the employee maliciously complies | r/MaliciousCompliance Join u/Rhelyk 11h Won't get much needed PC upgrade properly do my job? OK make watch work XL run parts room at an independently owned auto body collision repair shop call owners Mr and Mrs Bossman do mostly insurance repairs and always have between 20 and 50 vehicles on-property various states repair, depending on busy are. Once estimate specific vehicle is approved my job is primarily order

Boss Denies Employee's Necessary PC Upgrade, Malicious Compliance Ensues