ridiculous

For the sake of humanity itself we really hope this guy is some kind of comedy/creative writer, and that this DIDN'T actually occur. 

These instances might remind you that you're actually doing pretty well for yourself in the whole brain department. Hot damn, it's like life is a race to see who can do the dumbest thing ever. We absolutely love it. And boy people are dumb a lot.

Just watch out for when you try to take his stapler! Bob is an absolute legend. 

Happy Hump Day everyone. Take some memes with you to fuel the ride. 

Maybe the task is too difficult, or maybe you're just too difficult. "Not my job" moments encapsulate how the laziest among us deal with problems. These "solutions" may be majestically incompetent and ridiculously unprofessional "not my job" reactions to a hard task, but we can't say we haven't done similar things at some time in our lives.

Pro Tip: Research something before you ban it. 

Who's the real thief in this situation. 

What happens when an incompetent manager threatens to fire an employee they completely depend upon? Bluffs are called.

Chick-Fil-A employees have seen some very ridiculous sh*t. 

Definitely NOT what they signed up for....