office swag

This is the brainchild of botanic artist Makoto Azuma and furniture designer Herman Miller. My question is, when will they make a version for a La-Z-Boy or other oversized recliner? More people watch sports in those chairs than in office chairs, anyway.

Am I sure? How about you come a little closer so I can tell you...

The only way to get rid of it is with a headshot. Keep that in mind.

For a fee, Chi Ha Paura will replace the boring ol' plastic "4" key on your keyboard (it's the one with the dollar sign, get it?) with a gold-plated silver key. It's pretty much the office equivalent of this:

But will they make food troughs modeled after the Shift, Caps Lock, Enter, and Backspace keys? I'd eat out of that like a pig. Snout-first, no hands.

Sure you lose volume to the octopus, but on the upside there'll be a freakin' octopus in your coffee.

The jury's still out on whether this is a masterwork of miniaturization or just very smart video editing. Fake or not, I want one. I need more room on my desk for my collection of novelty paperweights.

~OLJ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=yflCLOy6l34

No more scalding my tongue because of a desperate need for caffeine in the morning. Now my mug tells me if my coffee is at an acceptable temperature. Man, what will they think of next? --NGN

Not only is it steampunk, it's early '90s. Currently on display at The Mac Store in Eugene, Oregon, this mod is a combination 1991 Mac and 114-year-old Remington typewriter. Its features are a mix of 90s and 19th-century, too: the mouse is made from a Morse telegraph key, while the modem is 56k and the operating system is Mac OS 7.5, complete with a word processor, calculator, spreadsheet program, flight simulator, and Tetris.

Screenshot:

http://www.youtube.com/v/VkHpRE3oa_Y

For when you have to go to the bathroom but aren't worried about things like "making the toilet work."