office swag

Can't let anyone see those balance reports...

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/6/17/fb0c289e-6383-4089-ab0b-404c95e4a871.jpg

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/6/17/1d03da20-37e3-4a2d-88f2-2288f54a1d9e.jpg

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http://www.neatoshop.com/product/Dine-Ink-Pen-Utensil-Set

Making exercise and working a simultaneous effort.

But will they make food troughs modeled after the Shift, Caps Lock, Enter, and Backspace keys? I'd eat out of that like a pig. Snout-first, no hands.

Am I sure? How about you come a little closer so I can tell you...

For a fee, Chi Ha Paura will replace the boring ol' plastic "4" key on your keyboard (it's the one with the dollar sign, get it?) with a gold-plated silver key. It's pretty much the office equivalent of this:

All of my money: take it now, please.

Not only is it steampunk, it's early '90s. Currently on display at The Mac Store in Eugene, Oregon, this mod is a combination 1991 Mac and 114-year-old Remington typewriter. Its features are a mix of 90s and 19th-century, too: the mouse is made from a Morse telegraph key, while the modem is 56k and the operating system is Mac OS 7.5, complete with a word processor, calculator, spreadsheet program, flight simulator, and Tetris.

Screenshot:

http://www.youtube.com/v/VkHpRE3oa_Y