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Make sure your staff meetings are truly balls-to-the-wall with this conference room table/ping pong table hybrid. Subordinate wants a raise? If he can beat you at a little table tennis, it's his! It's $2,400.00, but I mean really... ping pong conference room table. Hello?
No more scalding my tongue because of a desperate need for caffeine in the morning. Now my mug tells me if my coffee is at an acceptable temperature. Man, what will they think of next? --NGN
A purse with a built-in iPad tablet frame and cover. Could be useful, but considering the abuse I've seen purses be put through, it could also step up the ol' wear and tear on your precious tablet. Maybe they'll make a purse where the iPad is stored in the middle, and the rest of the compartments are stuffed with package peanuts and bubble wrap.
~OLJ
Also a great way to asphyxiate yourself in your sleep!
Sure you lose volume to the octopus, but on the upside there'll be a freakin' octopus in your coffee.
For a fee, Chi Ha Paura will replace the boring ol' plastic "4" key on your keyboard (it's the one with the dollar sign, get it?) with a gold-plated silver key. It's pretty much the office equivalent of this:
Carrying it out of the ancient tomb was pretty difficult.
