office swag

Assuming that you're a sane person who likes cool things, check the "via" link at the bottom to purchase.

The jury's still out on whether this is a masterwork of miniaturization or just very smart video editing. Fake or not, I want one. I need more room on my desk for my collection of novelty paperweights.

~OLJ

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But will they make food troughs modeled after the Shift, Caps Lock, Enter, and Backspace keys? I'd eat out of that like a pig. Snout-first, no hands.

Nothing wakes you up in the morning like a refreshing cup of...beer?

All of my money: take it now, please.

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Presenting the Sputnik 0667 PC. Built by a student in Sweden, it boasts some impressive specs (4 GB RAM, 3.2 GHz Core i3 500 processor) and was no doubt inspired by watching too many reruns of Leave It to Beaver. I'll say this, it's nice to see something retro-styled and fitted with wood paneling that isn't steampunk.

And if you order teriyaki from across the street everyday (like a certain office lackey blogger) then... Well... I guess your pens already double as chopsticks?

-Water Cooler Chris

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For a fee, Chi Ha Paura will replace the boring ol' plastic "4" key on your keyboard (it's the one with the dollar sign, get it?) with a gold-plated silver key. It's pretty much the office equivalent of this:

Making exercise and working a simultaneous effort.

It's a desk that's attached to an elliptical machine. The machine is "designed to be pedaled at slower cadences that won't break one's concentration (or cause one to break a sweat." I don't know why anyone would need these, I just run in place while I'm seated at my desk. Burns more calories, and the impact of the foot hitting the floor builds more muscle.

Sure you lose volume to the octopus, but on the upside there'll be a freakin' octopus in your coffee.