office swag

For a fee, Chi Ha Paura will replace the boring ol' plastic "4" key on your keyboard (it's the one with the dollar sign, get it?) with a gold-plated silver key. It's pretty much the office equivalent of this:

Am I sure? How about you come a little closer so I can tell you...

For when you have to go to the bathroom but aren't worried about things like "making the toilet work."

No more scalding my tongue because of a desperate need for caffeine in the morning. Now my mug tells me if my coffee is at an acceptable temperature. Man, what will they think of next? --NGN

Carrying it out of the ancient tomb was pretty difficult.

I WANT.

Can't let anyone see those balance reports...