office swag

Please, just take my money now.

Sure you lose volume to the octopus, but on the upside there'll be a freakin' octopus in your coffee.

Make sure your staff meetings are truly balls-to-the-wall with this conference room table/ping pong table hybrid. Subordinate wants a raise? If he can beat you at a little table tennis, it's his! It's $2,400.00, but I mean really... ping pong conference room table. Hello?

http://www.neatoshop.com/product/Dine-Ink-Pen-Utensil-Set

The jury's still out on whether this is a masterwork of miniaturization or just very smart video editing. Fake or not, I want one. I need more room on my desk for my collection of novelty paperweights.

~OLJ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=yflCLOy6l34

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And if you order teriyaki from across the street everyday (like a certain office lackey blogger) then... Well... I guess your pens already double as chopsticks?

-Water Cooler Chris

For a fee, Chi Ha Paura will replace the boring ol' plastic "4" key on your keyboard (it's the one with the dollar sign, get it?) with a gold-plated silver key. It's pretty much the office equivalent of this:

I can recapture my youth and get my work done!