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chair elliptical exercise office swag sitting - 4925975552
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It's a desk that's attached to an elliptical machine. The machine is "designed to be pedaled at slower cadences that won't break one's concentration (or cause one to break a sweat." I don't know why anyone would need these, I just run in place while I'm seated at my desk. Burns more calories, and the impact of the foot hitting the floor builds more muscle.

office swag coffee cup creature cups monday thru friday g rated - 6951920128
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Sure you lose volume to the octopus, but on the upside there'll be a freakin' octopus in your coffee.

conference room table office swag ping pong table - 6581145600
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Make sure your staff meetings are truly balls-to-the-wall with this conference room table/ping pong table hybrid. Subordinate wants a raise? If he can beat you at a little table tennis, it's his! It's $2,400.00, but I mean really... ping pong conference room table. Hello?

gold gold tooth keyboard mike tyson office swag - 4962463488
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For a fee, Chi Ha Paura will replace the boring ol' plastic "4" key on your keyboard (it's the one with the dollar sign, get it?) with a gold-plated silver key. It's pretty much the office equivalent of this: