office swag

I can recapture my youth and get my work done!

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The only way to get rid of it is with a headshot. Keep that in mind.

Make sure your staff meetings are truly balls-to-the-wall with this conference room table/ping pong table hybrid. Subordinate wants a raise? If he can beat you at a little table tennis, it's his! It's $2,400.00, but I mean really... ping pong conference room table. Hello?

I WANT.

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Presenting the Sputnik 0667 PC. Built by a student in Sweden, it boasts some impressive specs (4 GB RAM, 3.2 GHz Core i3 500 processor) and was no doubt inspired by watching too many reruns of Leave It to Beaver. I'll say this, it's nice to see something retro-styled and fitted with wood paneling that isn't steampunk.

And if you order teriyaki from across the street everyday (like a certain office lackey blogger) then... Well... I guess your pens already double as chopsticks?

-Water Cooler Chris

But will they make food troughs modeled after the Shift, Caps Lock, Enter, and Backspace keys? I'd eat out of that like a pig. Snout-first, no hands.