office swag

Sure you lose volume to the octopus, but on the upside there'll be a freakin' octopus in your coffee.

Can't let anyone see those balance reports...

I WANT.

Please, just take my money now.

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/6/17/fb0c289e-6383-4089-ab0b-404c95e4a871.jpg

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/6/17/1d03da20-37e3-4a2d-88f2-2288f54a1d9e.jpg

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/6/17/6659be05-1fdb-47f6-8fb9-8a58a462275e.jpg

This is the brainchild of botanic artist Makoto Azuma and furniture designer Herman Miller. My question is, when will they make a version for a La-Z-Boy or other oversized recliner? More people watch sports in those chairs than in office chairs, anyway.

The jury's still out on whether this is a masterwork of miniaturization or just very smart video editing. Fake or not, I want one. I need more room on my desk for my collection of novelty paperweights.

~OLJ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=yflCLOy6l34

A purse with a built-in iPad tablet frame and cover. Could be useful, but considering the abuse I've seen purses be put through, it could also step up the ol' wear and tear on your precious tablet. Maybe they'll make a purse where the iPad is stored in the middle, and the rest of the compartments are stuffed with package peanuts and bubble wrap.

~OLJ

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I can recapture my youth and get my work done!

But will they make food troughs modeled after the Shift, Caps Lock, Enter, and Backspace keys? I'd eat out of that like a pig. Snout-first, no hands.