office swag

The only way to get rid of it is with a headshot. Keep that in mind.

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRt2_OLY3Ho]

But will they make food troughs modeled after the Shift, Caps Lock, Enter, and Backspace keys? I'd eat out of that like a pig. Snout-first, no hands.

For a fee, Chi Ha Paura will replace the boring ol' plastic "4" key on your keyboard (it's the one with the dollar sign, get it?) with a gold-plated silver key. It's pretty much the office equivalent of this:

http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/tdomf/212051/sputnik_4.jpg

http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/tdomf/212051/sputnik_6.jpg

http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/tdomf/212051/sputnik_8.jpg

http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/tdomf/212051/sputnik_11.jpg

Presenting the Sputnik 0667 PC. Built by a student in Sweden, it boasts some impressive specs (4 GB RAM, 3.2 GHz Core i3 500 processor) and was no doubt inspired by watching too many reruns of Leave It to Beaver. I'll say this, it's nice to see something retro-styled and fitted with wood paneling that isn't steampunk.

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/6/17/fb0c289e-6383-4089-ab0b-404c95e4a871.jpg

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/6/17/1d03da20-37e3-4a2d-88f2-2288f54a1d9e.jpg

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/6/17/6659be05-1fdb-47f6-8fb9-8a58a462275e.jpg

No more scalding my tongue because of a desperate need for caffeine in the morning. Now my mug tells me if my coffee is at an acceptable temperature. Man, what will they think of next? --NGN

The jury's still out on whether this is a masterwork of miniaturization or just very smart video editing. Fake or not, I want one. I need more room on my desk for my collection of novelty paperweights.

~OLJ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=yflCLOy6l34