McDonald's

Real talk, though: if their food wasn't free, McDonalds did it wrong.

Excuse me, pearly arches.

Multinational Corporate Crap Factory - 0.

Here at Cheezburger, we know a good cheeseburger when we see one. Trust us. Unfortunately, fast food often fails to live up to the images of it we see on commercials. So, just how do they make heartburn with pickles look so darn wholesome? I'll give you a hint: it's not plastic... I think.

Oh yeah, and lots of barbecue sauce.

1989 Honda Civic with 200,000 miles on it not included.

I'm sure Al's "Cease and Desist" just got lost in the mail.