McDonald's

"Well then you may wanna use a phone instead of a drink cup, genius." "Why don't you shut up, Randy. How about that?"

Excuse me, pearly arches.

Here at Cheezburger, we know a good cheeseburger when we see one. Trust us. Unfortunately, fast food often fails to live up to the images of it we see on commercials. So, just how do they make heartburn with pickles look so darn wholesome? I'll give you a hint: it's not plastic... I think.

Cute puppies and funny doggies: I Has a Hotdog has 'em all!

I can't wait to see what you'll do with their angus third pounders...