McDonald's

Pickle pilferer? No, that's stupid too...

Real talk, though: if their food wasn't free, McDonalds did it wrong.

Poop.

"Well then you may wanna use a phone instead of a drink cup, genius." "Why don't you shut up, Randy. How about that?"

Don't filet words, either!

Teach your kids to aspire, folks.

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment."

-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Hell, Budweiser, get on in here!"