McDonald's

1989 Honda Civic with 200,000 miles on it not included.

Their Big Macs were awful. -0/10 would not eat at again.

"Sir, you do realize your car is on fire, right?"

"Oh yeah, and I'll also have an extra large Mind-Your-Own-Business!"

Now serving a fresh tray of reality to college graduates.

Pickle pilferer? No, that's stupid too...

This McDonald's employee definitely wasn't lovin' it.

The company told reporters Wednesday that an employee captured in a video luring a homeless man to the drive-through window in Detroit with a hamburger, and then throwing water in his face, has been fired.

"Hey, Willie. Come here. You want a sandwich?" the unnamed employee can be heard yelling before throwing the cup of water.

McDonald's franchisee Wise Finley said he was disturbed by the "inappropriate" incident and took action to fire the employee.

"This type of behavior is not tolerated in my organization. I expect my employees to treat everyone with dignity and respect, and this was unacceptable," Finley told the Detroit Free Press.

Real talk, though: if their food wasn't free, McDonalds did it wrong.