McDonald's

The "large" sizes at McD's are practically two liters anyway. I doubt that bottle will last long.

Excuse me, pearly arches.

Ew, that's gross. Crap belongs in the bathroom. Don't take it out of there.

"Hell, Budweiser, get on in here!"

AND Taco Bell! What is your secret, you bastards?

Poop.

I can't wait to see what you'll do with their angus third pounders...

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment."

-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

6/10, would possibly be lovin' it.