McDonald's

I don't think this is what they meant by "fast food."

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment."

-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Hell, Budweiser, get on in here!"

AND Taco Bell! What is your secret, you bastards?

"And make it quick, peasant, I don't even know what I'm doing here."

Here at Cheezburger, we know a good cheeseburger when we see one. Trust us. Unfortunately, fast food often fails to live up to the images of it we see on commercials. So, just how do they make heartburn with pickles look so darn wholesome? I'll give you a hint: it's not plastic... I think.

After work, he hangs out with his friends: Hardee, Carl Jr., and Dairy Queen.