Via Noah Smith III
McDonalds, America's favorite fast food joint. If you are a Ronald fan, you won't leave disappointed.
Pickle pilferer? No, that's stupid too...
Real talk, though: if their food wasn't free, McDonalds did it wrong.
"Well then you may wanna use a phone instead of a drink cup, genius." "Why don't you shut up, Randy. How about that?"
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment."
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson