McDonald's

After work, he hangs out with his friends: Hardee, Carl Jr., and Dairy Queen.

"Well then you may wanna use a phone instead of a drink cup, genius." "Why don't you shut up, Randy. How about that?"

Real talk, though: if their food wasn't free, McDonalds did it wrong.

Fed up with customers and colleagues giving him grief over his "dead end" job, Mike Waite went on Facebook to drop a public announcement that has caught the attention of the entire internet. Mike, who works over 50 hours a week, is sick and tired of people claiming he has no aspirations. 

Well, the 20-year-old has been heard and hopefully his touching Facebook rant will change the way you look at the person behind the counter next time you order a McFlurry.

Multinational Corporate Crap Factory - 0.

Here at Cheezburger, we know a good cheeseburger when we see one. Trust us. Unfortunately, fast food often fails to live up to the images of it we see on commercials. So, just how do they make heartburn with pickles look so darn wholesome? I'll give you a hint: it's not plastic... I think.