McDonald's

OPPAN MUSIC FAILS!!!

"Hell, Budweiser, get on in here!"

Multinational Corporate Crap Factory - 0.

Here at Cheezburger, we know a good cheeseburger when we see one. Trust us. Unfortunately, fast food often fails to live up to the images of it we see on commercials. So, just how do they make heartburn with pickles look so darn wholesome? I'll give you a hint: it's not plastic... I think.

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment."

-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

1989 Honda Civic with 200,000 miles on it not included.

Now serving a fresh tray of reality to college graduates.