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"Not My Job" Moments from The World's Slackers

In this busy world of ours, it's easy for things to slip through the cracks. Maybe a pole gets installed wrong here, or some road signage gets misspelled there. Many of us would look at these and say "we better fix that" but another great many of us say "good enough." The resulting impressively unprofessional "Not My Job" moments are indeed good enough, but in a different kind of way.

funny not my job fail moments | AMBULANCE EMERGENCY ENTERTRANCE | case sink overheats or catches fire kitchen design not thought out properly
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34 Memes That Embody The Trials & Tribulations Of Restaurant Work

While restaurant work may give us time to pursue hobbies and interests outside of "gainful" employment, it's definitely not a career that people find easy. Between front and back of house politics, to catering to the needs of entitled and rude a-holes, the gig is definitely less than glamorous. Fortunately, if you're struggling keep your cool around your manager or customers, these restaurant memes will remind you that you're sure as hell not alone. 

Funny memes about working in a restaurant, restaurant life, server memes, kitchen staff, chefs, customers, managers.
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Guy Accidentally Ends Up On Retail's Most Wanted List

So, apparently these are the kind of tight situations that people can land themselves in when they have twins. Fun stuff. 

Guy accidentally winds up telling same lie over and over again | r/tifu u/isaacturon14• 12h Join TIFU by accidentally getting on retail chain's most wanted list M Funniest story ever. So my twin brother works at retail chain and gets very good discounts. He's allowed re with friends and family (but found out hard way he has be present At store my brother works at all employees need order get their discount is their employee ID, so he shared his with and told l'd be free use
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- "There are things in life that aren't fair—like when your pet dies. I don't think it's fair when big companies try to trick kids into eating food."

- "It would be nice if you stopped trying to trick kids into wanting to eat your food all the time."

- "Mr. Thompson, don't you want kids to be healthy so they can live a long and healthy life?"

These are direct quotes from Hannah Robertson, a 9-year-old girl who was given the opportunity to speak to McDonald's CEO Don Thompson at McDonald's annual shareholders meeting in Chicago on May 23. Robertson showed up along with her mother, health food blogger Kia Robertson, as part of a contingent from the watchdog group Corporate Accountability National. As soon as Thompson opened up the floor to questions, Robertson was quick on the draw, and stepped up to the mic to ask the hard questions.

Thompson's response to Hannah?

"We don't sell junk food."

Presumably, Hannah's response was along the lines of "LOOOOOOOLLLLLL whatevs guy, you expect me to believe that noise? Puh-lease..."

If she doesn't follow her mom's path as a food activist, Hannah has a promising career in investigative journalism of her!

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25 Food Order Fails Packed With Facepalm

It should be known by now that we enjoy mocking other people's misfortune - and as schadenfreude goes, these amusing tales are pretty lighthearted. When Twitter user @lillyannatrnr shared a facepalm-worthy serving anecdote from her boyfriend's past, we're willing to bet she didn't think she was starting a thread of epic proportions. But his ignorance regarding creme fraiche and the laughs that followed inspired other users to share their own food-service and grocery work blunders. The result? A massive thread of funny fails and punny verbal comedy. We've picked out some of the better gems for you, but you can see more hilarity at the thread itself.

Funny food fails, funny tweets, twitter thread, restaurants, food orders, facepalm, cringe | lilyanna @lilyannatrnr my bf told me when he was 17 he worked in a posh hotel and at breakfast some bloke asked him "is this creme fraiche?" and he replied "yeah we don't serve out of date food" and I can't stop thinking about it | skinnylegend m8 wbu? Replying to @lilyannatrnr My mate worked in a wine bar for a bit an a customer asked her for "a Chilean red wine" an she went to mix the house red with
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