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Pleated-Jeans' Jeff Wysaski heads to Lowe's for another round of improving the names of household objects. Because let's be honest, why call it picnic table when you can call it an "elevated food floor?"
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By now, many of us know about Abercrombie & Fitch CEO Mike Jeffries. We also know how he recently revealed to the world that he's a superficial, elitist douchewad:
"Are we exclusionary? Absolutely. Those companies that are in trouble are trying to target everybody: young, old, fat, skinny. But then you become totally vanilla. You don't alienate anybody, but you don't excite anybody, either."
Basically, Mike Jeffries thinks only hot, young, ripped, modelesque people should wear A&F clothes. Bad move, Mikey.
In light of Jeffries' exclusionary-and-proud views, Youtubers Greg Karber, James DeLorean and Daniel Lisi decided to take to the streets and give A&F a little brand readjustment... by giving out A&F clothes to the homeless.
That's right, welcome to hobo chic, Mike Jeffries! Enjoy being an awful human being!
There's no shortage of work memes out there, but these ones are special because you can absolutely scroll through them at work without getting in trouble. These job-related memes are for anyone in a clean and corporate environment, or just the cuss averse. We may complain about working but let's be real: it beats being unemployed, and getting fired for your saucy taste in memes would be a damn shame.
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In 2013, we were promised flying cars. Somewhere along the way, someone took that memo and scribbled all over it as a practical joke. Science took the graffiti seriously, and now we have flying pizza delivery drones instead. Thanks, Science.
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I'm surprised the employee didn't try to fry the raccoon and serve it to the patrons.
