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Jack Black and Kyle Gass seemed to have some technical difficulties with the weather clicker, but can you blame them? After all, they are but men...
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- "There are things in life that aren't fair—like when your pet dies. I don't think it's fair when big companies try to trick kids into eating food."
- "It would be nice if you stopped trying to trick kids into wanting to eat your food all the time."
- "Mr. Thompson, don't you want kids to be healthy so they can live a long and healthy life?"
These are direct quotes from Hannah Robertson, a 9-year-old girl who was given the opportunity to speak to McDonald's CEO Don Thompson at McDonald's annual shareholders meeting in Chicago on May 23. Robertson showed up along with her mother, health food blogger Kia Robertson, as part of a contingent from the watchdog group Corporate Accountability National. As soon as Thompson opened up the floor to questions, Robertson was quick on the draw, and stepped up to the mic to ask the hard questions.
Thompson's response to Hannah?
"We don't sell junk food."
Presumably, Hannah's response was along the lines of "LOOOOOOOLLLLLL whatevs guy, you expect me to believe that noise? Puh-lease..."
If she doesn't follow her mom's path as a food activist, Hannah has a promising career in investigative journalism of her!
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Everybody's working for the weekend! Everybody wants a little romance! If you're like us and enjoy a Monday through Friday work week, these pics will make you glad you're off. If you're toiling, they'll remind you that you are absolutely not alone. The weekend is our time to unwind and try to undo the years of our lives that we lost to stress and bad energy throughout the week. So take a deep breath, recharge, and make the most of the weekend. Bu as part of your weekend, you shouldn't forget to prepare yourself mentally for the week to come. And there is no better way to do so, than to check out super relatable memes all about the work week and how good, or bad, it can really get.
Thank God for weekends y'all. Good on you for sticking out the work week and not murdering one of your coworkers. At least, we hope you didn't murder any of your coworkers. If you did, we can't say we blame you or that we haven't thought of that, but we also can't legally condone it. Anyway, have some memes! The more memes the merrier, because lets be honest, if you wanted to be a productive worker drone you wouldn't be reading this in the first place. Keep yourself chugging along with these fantastic work memes all about how real the struggle is, week in, and week out.
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