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The Sun Cruise Hotel in Gangneung, South Korea offers a perplexing vista for first-time guests. Appearing to be a cruise ship perched on top of a large hill, the would-be Speed sequel is actually a hotel complete with heated floors, multiple walking gardens, and a breathtaking view of the Sea of Japan. You can get a taste of the cruise ship experience and still be a sticklegged land lubber!
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Twitter user Jaime Primak caused quite a stir on the social media platform after tweeting a twisty and saucy thread yesterday. The saga begins with an introduction to her friend who lives in the Hamptons:
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— Jaime Primak (@JaimePrimak) August 10, 2020
My girlfriend lives in the Hamptons.... and her 20 year old son has been living with them since March (covid) he's a Junior... going back to school. She was cleaning his room and found ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS in cash.
From there, things get a bit crazier. While the 20 year old was (thankfully) not doing anything seriously criminal, it appears he had caught the attention of some wealthy Hamptons women, and had saved the money earned during, well, intimate encounters with the cougars in question. The thread has gone viral, and people have a lot of opinions about it. Some people think it's fake. Others think the young man's parents are stealing from him. There are also people who think the entire thread is invasive and unethical. We think it's a much-needed chuckle during a dark time. You can read below and decide for yourself.
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- "There are things in life that aren't fair—like when your pet dies. I don't think it's fair when big companies try to trick kids into eating food."
- "It would be nice if you stopped trying to trick kids into wanting to eat your food all the time."
- "Mr. Thompson, don't you want kids to be healthy so they can live a long and healthy life?"
These are direct quotes from Hannah Robertson, a 9-year-old girl who was given the opportunity to speak to McDonald's CEO Don Thompson at McDonald's annual shareholders meeting in Chicago on May 23. Robertson showed up along with her mother, health food blogger Kia Robertson, as part of a contingent from the watchdog group Corporate Accountability National. As soon as Thompson opened up the floor to questions, Robertson was quick on the draw, and stepped up to the mic to ask the hard questions.
Thompson's response to Hannah?
"We don't sell junk food."
Presumably, Hannah's response was along the lines of "LOOOOOOOLLLLLL whatevs guy, you expect me to believe that noise? Puh-lease..."
If she doesn't follow her mom's path as a food activist, Hannah has a promising career in investigative journalism of her!
Ah, yes. It's the weekend. Not just any weekend. It's a weekend in 2021. The weekend used to be a time we would have enjoyed with family or getting wasted with friends. But instead we will probably spend it with roommates or a significant other. Again. While we can't provide you with exciting activities, we can provide you with memes. And if they don't turn that frown upside down, we don't know what will.
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By now, many of us know about Abercrombie & Fitch CEO Mike Jeffries. We also know how he recently revealed to the world that he's a superficial, elitist douchewad:
"Are we exclusionary? Absolutely. Those companies that are in trouble are trying to target everybody: young, old, fat, skinny. But then you become totally vanilla. You don't alienate anybody, but you don't excite anybody, either."
Basically, Mike Jeffries thinks only hot, young, ripped, modelesque people should wear A&F clothes. Bad move, Mikey.
In light of Jeffries' exclusionary-and-proud views, Youtubers Greg Karber, James DeLorean and Daniel Lisi decided to take to the streets and give A&F a little brand readjustment... by giving out A&F clothes to the homeless.
That's right, welcome to hobo chic, Mike Jeffries! Enjoy being an awful human being!
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The etymology of the word "vajankle" is exactly what you think it is. Get yours here, then consider professional help.
As we barrel our way through life, we're bound to run into unfortunate moments of failure and chaos. It's usually best to try to take these things in stride, and when we can, quietly blame someone else. Sometimes our failures are a little bit our fault, like these impressively unprofessional "not my job" moments.
