fast food

Sigh. Always use Clear-Eyes before going out into the world.

If they're going to fire you, the least they could do is get you some extra-spicy sauce to drown out your sorrows. The nerve...

-Water Cooler Chris

We shall call it "chickeef." No, "bicken!"

When the proles at the disposable cup factory gave up on communism, they obviously converted straight to satanism.

~Office Lackey Jack