When the proles at the disposable cup factory gave up on communism, they obviously converted straight to satanism.
~Office Lackey Jack
For the sake of humanity itself we really hope this guy is some kind of comedy/creative writer, and that this DIDN'T actually occur.
I'm surprised the employee didn't try to fry the raccoon and serve it to the patrons.
...you know the drill.
Excuse me, pearly arches.