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Windows programs: Hit close, program takes eight minutes to close because of junk scripts and bad memory issues.

Apple programs: Well, just take a look above.

Linux programs: Search on various internet forums to figure out how to close a program for twenty minutes, at which point you realize you forgot to add the extra .dll which adds the logout shortcut. Once installed, closes perfectly every time.

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Lazy Boss Demands Password Change, Gets Incomprehensible Password

Communication is key, and this manager who couldn't pay enough attention to make his own password got exactly what he asked for. As it turns out, this kind of thing isn't so rare. For another time someone at work wanted something but wasn't clear enough, here's a boss who demanded a demolished office but got more than that.

Boss demands new password and employee makes it impossible to type | r/MaliciousCompliance Posted by u/foobar754 17 hours ago Just change password and write down Sure thing. oc s Back working at small company company didn't really have ton support staff so take break various programming tasks doing and would help out manager support team completely unqualified and basically got job because he also head sales and customer facing team
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See, this is why I do all of my work on a typewriter and force the interns to transcribe it for me. Forget all of these fanboy wars, my Remington will do the trick.

-Water Cooler Chris

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When I came to the main city square in my hometown (Zagreb city), I saw this.

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So awesome, my floppy disk turned into a hard drive.

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