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A funny Tumblr thread about how humans will pack bond with anything | voidspacer My roomba is scared thunderstorms sitting at my desk just few minutes ago, drawing, and really loud crack thunder went off-no power surges or anything, just thunder-and my roomba fled its dock and started spinning circles currently now have an active roomba sitting quietly on my lap systlin Humans will pack bond with anything. Source: voidspacer

Tumblr Thread: Humans Will Pack Bond With Anything

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Funny memes, tweets and tumblr posts, 2020 memes, clever tweets, twitter memes | If 2020 hula hoop barbed wire wrapped in a circle | after smashing three baskets chips at Mexican restaurant and then my entree comes out Tired Spongebob

Amusing Memes & Tweets For Maxing And Relaxing

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Warp Zone!

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Tumblr thread on customers crazy coffee orders | say this jokingly but had customer actually order pumpkin spice latte with 9 shots espresso (also no whip) and asked her verify she did indeed want 9 shots espresso she looked dead eyes and said have 5 kids" witchcraft-with-space-bean once had woman come and ordered an Americano with 19 shots espresso drink took ages held up line asked

Tumblr Thread: Customers' Mythically Powerful Coffee Orders

It's some kind of monster.

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Wholesome list of animals someones grandparents brought home over the course of their long marriage, cute animals, cats, squirrels, dogs | gallusrostromegalus An Incomplete List Animals my Grandpa brought home over course his 67-year marriage Gandma Annabell solid white and completely deaf pit bull used let mom draw on her belly World's Ugliest Tom Cat, who turned out be cuddiest teddy bear an animal Cocker spaniel named "Captain" Stupid Cat Litter baby raccoons Three more cats completely bald

Tumblr Thread Follows Wholesome Family History Of Animal Rescues

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Even Freakier if Your Mom Already Says Swaggy

Even Freakier if Your Mom Already Says Swaggy

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An informative Tumblr thread on actual meanings of figures of speech | dalekitsune phrase "curiosity killed cat" is actually not full phrase actually is "curiosity killed cat but satisfaction brought back" so don't let anyone tell not be curious little baby okay go and be interested world uwu

Enlightening Tumblr Thread On Meanings Of Figures Of Speech

Yay, language stuff.

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A quick and funny Tumblr thread about a stupid Google question spiraling out of control | hedgehog-moss Follow started with asking an innocent question Google can tan front fireplace? Q Tous Images O Shopping O Vidéos answers were unanimously "no" but explanations were bit puzzling sun is not ball fire is ball hot stuff, but 's not like there's large pile wood at center flame

Ridiculous Google Question Spirals Out Of Control

Quick and dumb and hilarious.

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Funny moments, clever moments, moments of genius, smart memes, silly memes | Thano Chemistry substitute slowly writing endgame spoilers on board every time talked. half a donut placed on top of a Starbucks cup with the straw going through the hole in the middle

33 Impressive Moments Of Minor Genius

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thespacemaid if anyone would like to learn a couple tricks for carving pumpkins: - dont cut out the top to scoop out the seeds, cut out the bottom instead. this way the pumpkin doesnt cave in on itself and lasts longer - sprinkle some cinnamon inside at the top after carving. this way when you put the candle in it smells like pumpkin pie topsiders-tanlines this is the quality content I wanna see

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Pony WIN

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Everyone deserves a good chuckle

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Ask Me Anything WIN

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Funny tumblr story of an elevator Karen is mean to a kid on the elevator, so the kid pretends to be blind | captainthaddiusflorencefrancis inventivefraud Follow gale nomads Follow Did ever tell guys met Karen on cruise 13, got yelled at by her and before proceeded make her regret her life choices span 3 minutes on an elevator? gale nomads Follow Okay so this 11 years ago 13 and on cruise my Cousin's quinceanera (Royal Caribbean gave discounts those)

Elevator Karen Spits Verbal Venom At Kid, Kid Pretends To Be Blind

Karen didn't know what to do.

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Grandma's Garden Hobby Seems Like a Sham Now

Grandma's Garden Hobby Seems Like a Sham Now

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Enjoy This Beautiful Story About a Boy That Found a Caterpillar and Named It Chicken Nugget

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