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Grandma's Garden Hobby Seems Like a Sham Now

Grandma's Garden Hobby Seems Like a Sham Now

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Warp Zone!

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feel good tumblr posts

28 Of The Best Feel-Good Tumblr Stories Bound To Bring Some Happiness To Your Day

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A quick and funny Tumblr thread about a stupid Google question spiraling out of control | hedgehog-moss Follow started with asking an innocent question Google can tan front fireplace? Q Tous Images O Shopping O Vidéos answers were unanimously "no" but explanations were bit puzzling sun is not ball fire is ball hot stuff, but 's not like there's large pile wood at center flame

Ridiculous Google Question Spirals Out Of Control

Quick and dumb and hilarious.

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Even Freakier if Your Mom Already Says Swaggy

Even Freakier if Your Mom Already Says Swaggy

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A barista is the living definition of chaotic good | kingoftheunderground work at coffee shop and have gotten all my co-workers start calling lattes "hot milkybois" kingoftheunderground also got everyone refer salted caramel blended drink as big salty" and consider one my greatest accomplishments

Tumblr Thread: Barista Is Living Definition Of Chaotic Good

Must be a delightful person to work with.

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Pro Tips For Spooky Season

thespacemaid if anyone would like to learn a couple tricks for carving pumpkins: - dont cut out the top to scoop out the seeds, cut out the bottom instead. this way the pumpkin doesnt cave in on itself and lasts longer - sprinkle some cinnamon inside at the top after carving. this way when you put the candle in it smells like pumpkin pie topsiders-tanlines this is the quality content I wanna see

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Funny memes, tweets and tumblr posts, 2020 memes, clever tweets, twitter memes | If 2020 hula hoop barbed wire wrapped in a circle | after smashing three baskets chips at Mexican restaurant and then my entree comes out Tired Spongebob

Amusing Memes & Tweets For Maxing And Relaxing

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This Is a Level of Petty We Should All Strive to Achieve Someday

funny dating image This Is a Level of Petty We Should All Strive to Achieve Someday

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Pony WIN

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How Do You Make Baby Pictures Even Cuter? Add Doodles!

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pigeons are such smart birds

14 Tumblr Posts Proving Pigeons Are The Funniest Creatures

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An informative Tumblr thread on actual meanings of figures of speech | dalekitsune phrase "curiosity killed cat" is actually not full phrase actually is "curiosity killed cat but satisfaction brought back" so don't let anyone tell not be curious little baby okay go and be interested world uwu

Enlightening Tumblr Thread On Meanings Of Figures Of Speech

Yay, language stuff.

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Dog masters the art of herding a Roomba | gallusrostromegalus So one my neighbors has lawn Roomba or whatever they're called, and this thing trundles around looking like background robot background original trilogy, and ABSOLUTELY BAFFLING DOGS. They have concluded think s some kind prey animal because right after this video ended they decided crouch down and stalk which means 90% sure going have stop Arwen eating at some point.

Tumblr Thread: Dog Masters The Art Of Herding A Roomba

Arwen's got a bright future.

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Tumblr user calls out kids' communication skills, gets their point proven instantly | beesmygod S ztacey Follow AAAAAAAA raptorific Follow genuinely worrying about people whose main source social development comes like 100 these incredibly insular and entirely unregulated internet spaces. Like this isn't even technology is bad and kids these days don't learn talk one another" post s basic conflict resolution skills and practical realities interacting with human beings are sort things probably

Tumblr User Calls Out People's Social Skills, Gets Point Proven Instantly

Seriously, no idea what they were talking about.

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Funny tumblr story of an elevator Karen is mean to a kid on the elevator, so the kid pretends to be blind | captainthaddiusflorencefrancis inventivefraud Follow gale nomads Follow Did ever tell guys met Karen on cruise 13, got yelled at by her and before proceeded make her regret her life choices span 3 minutes on an elevator? gale nomads Follow Okay so this 11 years ago 13 and on cruise my Cousin's quinceanera (Royal Caribbean gave discounts those)

Elevator Karen Spits Verbal Venom At Kid, Kid Pretends To Be Blind

Karen didn't know what to do.

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