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My biggest takeaway from this absurd in every sense of the word scenario, is what the hell is one to do with a Skype balance? For real though. How do you go about allocating that shit? Can you convert it--is there some strange sort of Skype currency we're dealing with here? Either way, this dude's probably best to opt for the cash-out route. Take the money and run, broheme.

They got serious beef right now.

These guys put forward one tall and mighty order, but I'll be damned if the hotel didn't somehow manage to execute on their lofty request. They deserve nothing short of five stars for pulling this off. 

Those bars though. Damnnn. Someone clearly missed their true calling.