Unless your goal is to scare your child into submission, I'd advise against giving this Cabbage Patch Doll.

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Chest, stahp!

This tattoo reads, "Don't Be Delicate, Be Vast And Brilliant." Perhaps it's unfair for me to poke fun at a fellow for getting a girly tattoo. Honestly, I prefer this feminine display to this attempt at machismo.