By f.lli Mattioli
He invented the Segway before it was... okay, it was never cool, but still!
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By Unknown
That was a horrible pun. Toro-ly unacceptable. Deerest apologies.
By Unknown
"Bought hanging pepper bag, but I didn't have a place to hang it on my balcony, so I lashed a shepherd's crook to my old satellite dish stand with 2 dozen zip strips. It still wasn't sturdy enough, so I jammed a piece of wood in the pipe to lengthen it."
I believe it was the philosopher Young Jeezy who once told us all to stay strapped. Glad to see you're taking his advice!
By Unknown
Who knows if it will snap and the bicycle will fall apart while you're riding it? Talk about suspensions with suspense!
