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"Bought hanging pepper bag, but I didn't have a place to hang it on my balcony, so I lashed a shepherd's crook to my old satellite dish stand with 2 dozen zip strips. It still wasn't sturdy enough, so I jammed a piece of wood in the pipe to lengthen it."

I believe it was the philosopher Young Jeezy who once told us all to stay strapped. Glad to see you're taking his advice!

Just in case of rain, this electrical socket in a tree has its own roof.

Who knew Woody Wagons got 40 MPG?

Whatever, I was competing in fixie multiple-lance tournaments before it was cool. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

You went through all that effort and couldn't even put on a little paint on it? Not even Sharpie?. ~NSHA

"Long, long ago, this table was a majestic specimen, useful, and new. However, years of use have rendered it shabby and useless. It was destined to become firewood, but then someone with a large heart (and appreciation for picnic tables) took pity on it. It now serves as a conversation piece."

Was I the only one who read that user's description in David Attenborough's voice?

He invented the Segway before it was... okay, it was never cool, but still!