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"Bought this car for $300, I finally sold this car when the axle was about to rust out of the frame. I got $300 for it."

Now that's Das Auto! ... Wait, no, that's Volkswagen... You know what, I don't care, it's Das Auto anyway!

User frailea says: For a long time I'd been wanting a hula doll for the dashboard of my truck, but the slope of the windshield just won't allow for it. My partner decided enough was enough. The hula doll is the worst hula doll I've ever seen. I particularly love her happy, vacant expression.

Let's see, we have propane tanks, a space stove, and a heating plate all placed on a wooden surface... indoors. Better sorry than safe!

...but sometimes you can only afford the door.

Abort mission, abort mission!

We need to go greener!

And apparently it petrifies that wood too.

Who knows if it will snap and the bicycle will fall apart while you're riding it? Talk about suspensions with suspense!