How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Honestly a lot, but that's not what your looking for. Whether it's a morning surprise or a wonderful piece of teak furniture, you'll find all you ever wanted to hear about wood.
"Bought hanging pepper bag, but I didn't have a place to hang it on my balcony, so I lashed a shepherd's crook to my old satellite dish stand with 2 dozen zip strips. It still wasn't sturdy enough, so I jammed a piece of wood in the pipe to lengthen it."
I believe it was the philosopher Young Jeezy who once told us all to stay strapped. Glad to see you're taking his advice!
Whatever, I was competing in fixie multiple-lance tournaments before it was cool. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
You went through all that effort and couldn't even put on a little paint on it? Not even Sharpie?. ~NSHA
"Long, long ago, this table was a majestic specimen, useful, and new. However, years of use have rendered it shabby and useless. It was destined to become firewood, but then someone with a large heart (and appreciation for picnic tables) took pity on it. It now serves as a conversation piece."
Was I the only one who read that user's description in David Attenborough's voice?
He invented the Segway before it was... okay, it was never cool, but still!