truck

White in the middle with black on both sides.

"But isn't that navy bl-"

"NOPE SHUT UP, DON'T WANNA HEAR IT!"

4 out of 5 corpses can't tell the difference!

~NSHA

We're going to at least 3 different centuries. Oh, and the time machine is acting up so you might want to be careful. ~NSHA

Patio seating now available on the go!

"What can I say? I was feelin' jacked up, so I said 'screw jacking this thing up!'"

Protip: GET A VAN! The passengers around you (and your insurance) will thank you!

From the submitter:

"Our delivery company is in the process of switching owners. This looks very promising..."

Only in Arkansas... well, no. Maybe a few other places also. Mississippi anyone?